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Not sure if this was brought up, but besides the waitress' line, "We made you!" Being incredibly insane... the fact that she rants and raves this twice in the film is even more absurd. If I was stuck with her and she did this the second time, I'd be like... "Please will a machine gun truck just shoot her already!" And thank God that happened.

I really don't understand these complaints. You can fast forward through them. All the ads are typically :60-:90 seconds long. So for me it's just a few taps of the :15 sec jump button on the iPhone. And the podcasts are free because of the ads. So do you want no commercials and then to pay?

we ride together, we die together... woot woot

Yes, I'm 1,000% did not mean it to be offensive. But if someone who does not know me nor know how i was "delivering the message" (i.e. in a humorous tone), they can call me out. It's all good and let's be happy to have the ability to freely speak our mind. Peace.Love.Happiness.... and HDTGM.

Shit man. Sorry you didn't have the proper release. Hopefully my apology is almost as good as what it would be to tear me a new one. I'm all about transparency. It's one of the main reasons I never hide my identity online. If I ever post something, it's with my true name. That's why it's also important to own your mistakes. Peace everyone! Have a solid weekend. And when can we get the crew to review "Masters of the Universe;" now free on Netflix.

In case my original comment is chosen as part of the mini episode, I updated the post by removing the "s" word. I was at the TMNT show (I live in NY) and was definitely like... "oooohhh. don't do that adam." But again I believe he was mocking how horrible the choice was to use that kind of dialect for splinter. And as for 9/11 comments. I hear ya, but again there are different ways people deal with that tragedy. Case in point... check out anything Pete Davidson says about that day and when he lost his dad (a nyc firefighter.) In fact on the most recent podcast, You Make it Weird, Pete D talks about how he has a strategy of getting out of speeding tickets by using the special 9-11 plaque he owns. Finally, I know Jason was in NYC, like me, during the attacks. Not to say that gives people like us a "pass on making comments." Again there are just different ways people grieve, process, move on. Hell, I love Louis CK and he had the best/works joke about 9/11.... "You can tell how bad a person you are by how long after 9/11 you waited to masturbate. For me, it was between the first and second tower falling down. I had to do it. Otherwise they win."

No problem. I by no means meant to offend you or women in general. I'll be sure to watch my comments in the future. I just assumed (my fault) that based on our love for a podcast where there is typically non-PC/raunchy things said... it was understood it was said in a very broad/obnoxious manner. That's all. Let's leave it be and understand it was not done with serious intention and I am sorry. Seriously.

You bet I ripped the two sentences from wikipedia. And? Am I turning in a term paper? I was unaware we had to provide footnotes explaining who an obscure historical figure was on a podcast forum. Do you think I need to notify wikipedia? Will I be charged with possible slander? Fuck... I'm packing my bags now and looking for the quickest flight to a country that has no extradition. And regarding the "slutty" comment... We are talking about a fictional character who can be considered a bit loose in the morals department. She sleeps with the mechanic in less then 10hrs. Also, this is a discussion thread of a comedy podcast where the three hosts consistently say horrendous things about men, women and children. Let alone multiple comments around the attacks of Sept 11. You have to take it with a grain of salt.

1. Okay. fine. 2. Sorry

I hear you, but the slew of trucks didn't come till much later. In fact the introduction of the rocket launcher was when there were around 7-10 trucks. Again not hearing there is a limited supply of rockets, we witnessed 5 trucks getting blown up. And with the other weapons, they could have shot the shit out of the tires. So they could have all escaped before every truck in NC shows up.

1. All the characters in this film are presented to us as blue collar workers. Truckers... maintenance men... traveling salesman... hitchhikers... There's no way they have a deep understanding of who the players were in WW2. 2. I assumed what made the bike flip was a lawn sprinkler head popping up from the ground.

Did anyone find these things annoying regarding the deaths of Bubba and a random trucker? 1. We can all agree that besides the machines, the real villain in the movie is Bubba. Once we met him, we all knew he was gonna die at the end of the film. So when the time came and the machine gun truck blew him away... we don't get to see it happen! Tight shot of gun going off. Cut to Bubba riddled with bullets. So did the actor revolt against squibs going off on him? I mean they had the technology on set for there were two other patrons blown apart. 2. The last death is also so strange. The survivors are running towards the boat, but one random trucker veers off and decides now is a good time to steal a dead woman's wedding ring. So as a viewer, I am seeing him as an asshole and have no issue with him dying. So of course the goblin truck kills him which then leads to our "hero" blowing up the truck. If we are suppose to be very excited that the goblin truck is dead, why not have it kill a character we've grown to like. Namely "road twitch" or the newly married husband who has shown some heroism in the film. Ugh! I hate this movie! This should have been shown at any D.A.R.E. meetings to convince kids that drugs will make you create shitty movies. - Pete "The S Man" Scudese

The BEST line in the entire movie belongs to our beloved Road Twitch.... When Emilio decides to give in and provide the trucks with "pure uncut" gas, she says: "It's like Neville Chamberlain giving into the Nazis." Huh? Obviously you are wondering, who is this Neville guy. Well per Wikipedia, "Arthur Neville Chamberlain was a British Conservative politician who served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1937 to 1940. Chamberlain is best known for his appeasement foreign policy, and in particular for his signing of the Munich Agreement in 1938, conceding the German-speaking Sudetenland region of Czechoslovakia to Germany." Why on earth would this hitchhiker know this? Gotta love a coked up Stephen King. - Pete "The S Man" Scudese

Besides no fecal matter on any of their clothes, no one is wet after traveling back and forth through the sewer. - Pete "the s man" Scudese

So let me get this straight... Anyone has access to a rocket launcher. Anyone who shoots the rocket launcher; hits and destroys a truck. There is no statement that "we have a limited number of rockets." So with this information, stop fucking and start blowing up some god damn sentient trucks! Also, why are these dum-dums just hanging around? Did any of them stop and think... "Hey. Maybe we should round up and smash anything that is electronic?" I mean they played the juke box later in the film and guess what... It essentially exploded. Oh and you have to love the random placement of The Last Supper on the juke box. WHAT?! - Pete "The S Man" Scudese

More connection to Breaking Bad/Vince Gilliam... The guy who was essentially electrocuted/blown up was none other then... Giancarlo Esposito The best villain from the series. - Pete "The S Man" Scudese

So if the aliens (or a comet) are controlling machines, then why did "they" allow the warning message of the attacks over the radio? Wouldn't they censor that so people don't defend themselves? - Pete "The S Man" Scudese

So where were the parents of the little leaguers? I mean the stands were full of people watching the game. We immediately cut to coach getting sodas. Where the hell did the adults go? If you pay for extras in the stadium, just fill the damn scene by the machine! - Pete "The S Man" Scudese

Can someone please explain why the 2nd "P" in Happy Toys was incredibly small and not properly placed on the truck? Was it just a shitty mistake by the props department and when Stephen was informed, in his coke fueled mind he said it was important?? - Pete "The S Man" Scudese

But for only :15-:20 seconds

By the way folks... Did anyone else freak out a bit that the name of the hacker is Ramsey? All I kept thinking about was Tom Selleck in Runaway!

Hey Paul. What is up with the audio edit during the podcast? Did something insane happen? Jason on another 9-11 rant?

Wait. So you hold the bottle in the same death grip? Personally I hold the neck with a few of my fingers in a very cool, non homo-erotic fashion. I get that you don't want to warm the beer, but it's not like we are talking about a fine white wine. It's beer. My guess is the average bottle lasts 5-6 minutes before moving on to another one. And if you're someone like Torretto, he finishes one in 1-2 mins.

I'm sorry, but that final crash would have broken toretto's neck. Sure maybe his heart did stop, but he is 100% paralyzed. And why exactly is Hobbs still in the hospital? I mean his arm is just in a cast at this point in the film.

I get that Torerto agrees to rescue Ramsey in order to use God's Eye and become the "hunter vs. the hunted." But honestly any time Shaw shows up unexpected, it's not like he ever gets the best of Toretto. Any time they face off, even during the rescue mission, Toretto essentially wins. And another thing, how exactly is Shaw able to find the crew at every single moment? Forget God's Eye... Employ Shaw to find our most wanted terrorists. Finally... Dom. Stop holding your Corona by the neck of the bottle. It's not a gear shift. You look ridiculous. And again, this movie franchise is AMAZING.