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I'm confused. If the blurry shots were JCVD's POV, then how is JCVD really blind? If JCVD can serve tea blindfolded, he can certainly fight to the death with a slight eye irritation.

So you are reporting on secret, fight-to-the-death tournament where honestly the only thing to take note of is that two men enter and one man leaves. That's it. So why blow your cover so obviously and what are you calling out for later???

Sorry to pile on to Sheldon (the writer of the film), but I really would love clarification on who Frank Ducks is fighting for? Is it... 1) His own personal honor of being the champion? 2) For the Tanaka Name/Clan? 3) Avenging the death of Shingo Tanaka (the master's son)? 4) Avenging the minor cut on Ray Jackson's head? Argh!!!! And can we all agree once we arrive in Hong Kong, we are talking about 2-3 days? So in that time, Frank and Ray have not only become best friends, but enter an essential blood pact where they promise they will always be there for each other no matter the circumstance or location. Hell, the tell each other they love one another. The only thing each knows about the other, is that they like to fly half way around the world and enter a tournament where either could kill their opponnet. That is insane, but I guess insanity needs company.

So now that we have brought up the connection to Tong Po/Kickboxer.... aren't these two movies essentially the same?? I agree that the time frame doesn't work to connect Chong Li to the death of Tanaka's son in the previous Kumite tournament. However it was a total miss on Sheldon's part to not link Frank's desire to enter intense training and then fight in the Kumite. But again, this is literally the same plot as Kickboxer. JCVD quickly learns to become a perfect "martial scientist" to enter a secret tournament to avenge the paralysis of his brother by the hand's of the #1 fighter. I strongly feel that the cinematographer and producer of Bloodsport got together at the craft services table during the filming and came up with the concept of Kickboxer. Each had a huge role in the follow-up film in that the former becomes the director (per the amazing Amazon 5-star review) and the latter was one of the writers of Kickboxer.

OMG! I saw him and was like... ist that Tong Fucking Po?!

This is a forum about horrible films and not ways to create peace on earth... so not sure what conversation needs to move "forward." Also I have more important things in life then to read ever single post by every single person in every single forum. That's my two cents and I'm moving on.

I have never looked at nor posted on mini-episode... so yeah I think you may be a bit sensitive.

In an interview with Buzzfeed, Robyn said the following about the dance routines... “I took all the dancing too seriously at the time. I was a little more self-conscious back then. And when I had to do the ‘most popular girl’ spin inside the bedroom, I had twisted my ankle. I’m going to blame most of my bad dancing on the ankle.”

Top That on 30 Rock! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOkWqgM_oI

I find it really strange that during the opening credits, we see a sultry, sexed up Louise. I mean I’m fine with the choice, but then we as the viewer aren't surprised by her transformation into the most popular girl. The typical reveal at the top of the staircase is pointless. We know she can look hot, since we saw her like that :40 mins earlier.

Robyn Lively’s younger sister, Blake, was a huge Teen Witch fan. So at Blake Lively and Ryan Reynold’s wedding, Robyn and her brother re-enacted the last dance scene. Robyn is on record saying, "I got a blue dress, a blue tutu, and the music comes on. I had the necklace remade. I took it off and threw it to her. We did the whole dance!”

You know with Louise’s sudden popularity, I’m confused why she didn’t get pushed into a leading role of the play ala Teen Wolf.... which again this film supposedly ripped off.

The singer of “I Like Boys” is Elizabeth Weir and she is a family member of the music producer, Larry Weir. Guys.... She recorded this song at 11 years old. Eleven! An 11 year old sings: I'm giving up my hot stuff To get a little boys I'm putting on some lipstick To attract some boys. This grossed me out, almost as much as the sappy love song that played during the montage of the boy and Gooby.

After David gets incinerated, Louise takes off to Madame Serena’s house. En route to it, the ADR dialogue is amazing. Nothing Louise is saying is necessary nor critical to the film. We totally get the concern she is feeling based on what just happened. She’s freaked the fuck out and yet this onslaught of dialogue takes place... “What am I gonna do? How do I get him back? I don’t know what to do. Madame Serena. Madame Serena will know what to do. Oh, what if mom finds out? She’ll kill me. Oh no. It looks like she’s home now. Serena, Serena, you’re not gonna believe this. Please be there, Serena. Open up, hello! Hello! Oh no, she’s closed."

Guys.... WHERE IS DAVID?! Luis Guzman wishes he disappear and he does, minus his glasses. Not once does his cousin, Randa, ask about his whereabouts. Louise is a straight up killer!!! Also what the hell did David mean when he told Louise, "“I can drive through a fog like a hog with a hard-on.”?

I don't know if anyone else had difficulties hearing most of the dialogue in this film, but I feel Max and Shaq mumbled their way through it. So based on that, I pulled a Zukes and watched the entire thing closed captioned and low and behold... look at some of these rap lyrics taking place IN A KID'S MOVIE! Shaq: "Grab grab four of your friends; we'll have a sextet." ​Female Rapper: "I got your sweat; but can this man slam it?"

How about that Pedro (Efren Ramirez) sighting?!

Yay!! Da-Brat making her 2nd appearance on HDTGM.

Sorry, but come on... AIRBORNE!!!! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001293/

And of course the team's reaction to Fisher Steven's brown face. PS: Everyone should check out Master of None. Besides a great series, Aziz tackles this issue really well.

Paul... Can you explain the logic behind recording the sound of $5 in change being deposited into a payphone will in turn get you free calls when you play it back?

I didn't know glamour shots were a part of one's school profile... - Pete, The S Man [/img]

Just had to post some more of this great background audio... - Pete, The S Man [/img] [/img]

Also what is so strange to me, is that at the end it almost appears that Dade is wearing a dress or something to that nature. I immediately thought it was a draw in the end. [/img]

I thought when paul, june and jason were talking about all the "wheels" in this film, they would have surely called out the insanity of when Dade gave up the disc to The Plague. This is beyond crazy, but the way The Plague gets the disc is by riding a skateboard along side a limo (ala Marty McFly), veer off to snag the disc, and then re-join the limo. So did Eugene ride the limo all the way down to the meeting spot? Did he stop the car prior to the final turn and have a conversation that went like this.... Eugene: "Hey, pull over." Driver: "Huh?" Eugene: "I want to get out and ride along side the limo." Driver: "Why? Just have the guy toss in the disc. I mean he is coming here to give it to you Mr. Eugene." Eugene: "Just do it! And I'm the Plague!" - Pete, The S Man [/img] [/img]