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  1. DanEngler

    Episode 138.5 - Minisode 138.5

    The easiest way is to paste the full YouTube URL (not the youtu.be version) and wrap it in [​media][/media] tags. Example: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPjvDE-rKo0[/media] You should be able to use either http:// or https:// URLs now. I fixed this a few months ago, and will be adding support for youtu.be short URLs as soon as I have the chance.
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    Episode 138.5 - Minisode 138.5

    Best theme, period. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TNWSGCiBzg
  3. For the record, I did not tell Chanson to suck it, I simply provided an advertising opportunity and collected a very reasonable fee from the advertiser. However, due to public outcry, I have been forced to redact the advertisement in question, issue a refund, and my wages are being garnished for the next six months. They're also making me post this: SPONSORED POST This thread is brought to you by the Friends of Chanson Coalition. I, Dan Engler, am a stupid idiot and nobody likes me. Chanson is funny and nice and cool. The only thing I should be in charge of is cleaning up his nice dog Dreidel's poop. Hollywood Handbook is the best show. I hope you're all happy.
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  5. I don't watch broadcast TV often, but I haven't seen or heard much about Volkswagen since the emissions scandal broke. Still, a glaring omission on my part.
  6. Where do I send my pitch for an all-spokesperson live SPONT featuring Stephanie Courtney, Milana Vayntrub, Dan Van Kirk, and special guest Jonah Ray?
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    HH Seeso code???

    I went searching for a Seeso promo code before I signed up, and none of the ads on any of the shows I tried included a code. I don't think they're necessary.
  8. DanEngler

    Episode 427 - True Russian Facts

    The episode with Weird Al and Garfunkel & Oates remains one of my all-time favorite CBBs, if only because Scott has rarely laughed harder than he did when Riki returned from her impromptu bathroom break.
  9. During the episode, they floated the idea of someone writing their own IMDb bio. I can't remember if this has been covered on the show before, but Jeffrey Wright's IMDb (auto)biography is on par with the most insane Second Opinions. It begins: The full text is too long for a 619-PAUL-ASS message, but a dramatic reading by Paul would be excellent minisode fodder.
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    Similar film podcasts?

    I enjoy the conversations on Earwolf's own Maltin on Movies. Leonard's original co-host (comedian Baron Vaughn) is away working on two separate TV shows, so lately he's been interviewing people like Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin, and fellow film buff/podcaster Dana Gould.
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    Episode 137.5 - Minisode 137.5

    Fingers crossed for a double-header featuring THE BOY WHO COULD FLY, a children's movie where autism also grants you magical powers.
  12. We never really found out who Kulap would murder first, but can we all agree that it should be the guy in the audience who wouldn't stop "contributing" to the show? Oof, as they say, magoof.
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    Episode 137.5 - Minisode 137.5

    No. Directly from Paul:
  14. The first Silent Hill movie is very middle-of-the-road, and feels neither crazy enough nor poorly-made enough to result in a good episode.
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    Dragonheart (1996)

    No. Directly from Paul:
  16. Let's not drive traffic to hate group web sites, thank you.
  17. DanEngler

    Episode 424 - Almost Parasites

    For anyone interested (Edit: apparently only in the US), you can watch the season premiere on YouTube or download it for free via iTunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7lxEHDae_U
  18. DanEngler

    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    Paul and June waxing philosophically about marriage in their distant professional manner. Jason delivering the first Best Man speech in human history to incorporate the term "wet blood fart" and/or inappropriately moaning during the father-daughter dance…
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    I'm reluctantly willing to tolerate this behavior IF AND ONLY IF: 1. They are crowned the official HDTGM Couple 2. They have a baby whose (first or middle) name is a reference to the show 3. They bring Pretzie Jr. to a future taping and have a "give me your baby" moment with Jason
  20. DanEngler

    Thanks for the tour

    My heart was already filled with a deep and abiding love for each of these comedians before the tour began, and being able to hear them destroy night after night—and build fully realized characters from throwaway bits—was a true gift. Lauren wrote a really sweet end-of-tour post on Instagram. Well, back to my job at the awkward mattress showroom…
  21. Denver had the title for Worst Audience Participation locked down until that guy pulled the "Hollywood Facts" theme at the end. The people of Denver should erect a statue of him next to their demonic blue horse.
  22. DanEngler

    Episode 37 - They Live with Peter Jason

    "I believe they bonered me up on the left." C+ A+ episode!
  23. DanEngler

    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    From June's outstanding Vanity Fair profile:
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