I know you guys don't have fact-checkers, but I'm not sure that's an excuse for missing this angle on the Bacarri Rambo story: When you said "it's not like the kid can choose his own name," you were half right. He was born Bacarri Fudge and changed his name to Rambo during high school, presumably without the help of the fine folks at Legal Zoom. Incidentally, Bacarri Fudge is another substance one might do well to avoid while on Spring Break.
Before you go too nuts on the guy, though, here's another relevant google hit: http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7303321/georgia-bulldogs-safety-bacarri-rambo-tries-cope-son-death