dear god almighty, my girlfriend made me watch this movie a few days ago... it starts out as a pretty poorly written rom-com so i was not paying too much attention for the first 20min or so, then spirals out of control into the most crazy shitshow i've ever seen... David Allen Grier is fucking a dwarf, as is Patrica Arquette, Peter Dinklidge dons braids at one point (?), and there is a 10min scene between McConaughey and Beckinsale that, on paper, reads like a Wikipedia page about the trials and tribulations of being a dwarf... batshit crazy... not to mention the lead dwarf role goes to... GARY FUCKING OLDMAN?!?! there are 600 midgets in this movie and they went with a full sized dude walking around on his knees... that's a slap in the face to the little people's acting community if there ever was one.
