Retardulon

Totally late to the party here, but I've been ill and am catching up on stuff. With regards to the terrible kissing between Eddie and Rosario; does anyone remember the horrifyingly awkward "love" scenes from The Golden Child? (It was just on one of my local stations.) The only moves Eddie has are the smirk and the "heh heh heh," neither of which are sexy. And if I think back to the movies he's been in, has he ever done a romantic scene?