choochoo_the_wonder_slut
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Blame It On Rio (1984)
choochoo_the_wonder_slut replied to zaprowsdower's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
This movie was the first time I'd ever seen boobs on cable as a kid. -
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
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You'll forget about the volcano when you see Nuclear Man kidnap Mariel Hemingway and fly her into space without, you know, a spacesuit and stuff. -
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
choochoo_the_wonder_slut replied to Chrisg's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I'd say fast forward through anything that looks like a battle scene and hit play whenever Reynolds or Liotta shows up. Their performances are the pieces of corn that make this turd shine. -
It is a shame they dont have a better table. Then again it sounds like they don't even have central air.
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Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
choochoo_the_wonder_slut replied to choochoo_the_wonder_slut's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
It's funny to look at Nuclear Man's imdb. 1. Chippendale's dancer 2. Superman IV 3. one episode of Wiseguy And that's it. Clearly a casting couch victim. -
Why would a stoppage of 4e book production effect a DM who doesn't use modules and a party that has admittedly barely opened the books they have*? They are mostly playing Twilight in a Salem's Lot universe here, and enjoying it. *(except Sarah)
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Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
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Slowmoeroticism http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zVsd5ubpJ4 -
Ewoks: The Battle For Endor (1985)
choochoo_the_wonder_slut replied to Skeevins's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
This was made before we knew midichlorians cause diabeetus. -
submit youtube clips for improv4humans
choochoo_the_wonder_slut replied to BrettMorris's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
Nicolas Cage's guide to role preparation -
This whole thing is a hot mess of garbage, but I'd at least like to hear a HDTGM take on the last story, featuring dapper Hugh Grant as a cannibal warlord in Hawaii.
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Caligula (1979)
choochoo_the_wonder_slut replied to LiquidSnape's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Hardcore porn producers should tackle historical epics more often. I've seen Lincoln, and it was pretty good, but it really could've used a scene where someone jacks off a horse at a Gettysburg orgy. -
Prometheus (2012)
choochoo_the_wonder_slut replied to ClydeWheeler's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
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Cloud Atlas?
choochoo_the_wonder_slut replied to choochoo_the_wonder_slut's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
The other politically correct activist groups went to see better movies -
Prometheus (2012)
choochoo_the_wonder_slut replied to ClydeWheeler's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
The real problem is that there's no better genre than sci-fi when it comes to passing off halfassed unfinished ideas as "mysterious plot elements". One thing about Prometheus, though; almost all of the shit that drives people crazy about it could be rectified with an excellent sequel script. Except for why that guy thought it'd be a good idea to pet the goo snake. -
Cloud Atlas?
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I didn't complain about Yo Is This Racist's take approach to this movie because I would expect them to focus on the controversial makeup. Which is why I'd like hdgtm to tackle the plot(s) and acting. And makeup. And yeah who'd have thought The Media Action Network for Asian Americans would focus on the white-into-asian thing? -
Cloud Atlas?
choochoo_the_wonder_slut replied to choochoo_the_wonder_slut's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Yo Is This Racist did a week talking about the makeup but that's all they focused on. When I first heard about this movie I got really excited, then when I discovered it was being done by the Wachowskis I became skeptical (I do not like anything about The Matrix films), and after I watched it I didn't know what to say. I did enjoy the NeoSeoul piece and the movie looks great, but wow. -
I wouldn't call this a bad movie at all, and it still holds up pretty damed good 25 years later. It's pretty good for what it is. Sure, I wouldn't cast Roddy Piper in "There Will Be Blood" or anything, but he was better in this movie than any other former WWF wrestler has ever been in anything else. I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't rebooted it yet to be honest. By the way the South Park guys did the fight scene shot for shot here.
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Prometheus (2012)
choochoo_the_wonder_slut replied to ClydeWheeler's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Yeah I've read the Jesus elements and that Scott originally planned to make that much clearer in the film before deciding not to. All of which makes me wonder even more why the engineers would leave us space directions to their public storage unit. So that when we were technologically capable of traveling there, that we would find the black goo and seed our own worlds as they did? But if that's the case why was there a big mosaic of the Xenomorph in the goo room? In the crucifix pose, no less. Is the goo some form of judgment that sympathetically reacts one way or another due to the spiritual intent of the being that interacts with it? This movie makes me think in circles. -
That K&P sketch really makes me hope they start bringing in occasional guest stars on Nerd Poker.
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Prometheus (2012)
choochoo_the_wonder_slut replied to ClydeWheeler's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Anyone want to talk about their hopes for the sequel? Personally I hope it follows Shaw and David's head to the Engineer homeworld and that is the bulk of the film. If someone finds David's head somewhere years later and we only get to hear about what happened, never get a glimpse of where these guys came from, I'll be very sad. -
Brian mentioned during 17 that Gerry was in the building and he sounded sincere. They usually record two episodes per session, so I'm saying 18 (next week) unless Brian is a liar and a dirty, dirty tramp.
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Prometheus (2012)
choochoo_the_wonder_slut replied to ClydeWheeler's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
More like writers be lazy. Zing! -
My guess is within the next two episodes and that he'll come back as something truly weird to entertain himself.
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If you left two eps after Gerry died, I'll tell you they're still knocking around in that big base of the Collectors. They found a weird star map, a water guy in a glass box and some armor and weapons. They have gotten a lot better and faster at fighting. You'd miss out on all of the funny banter if you skipped over the last 10, but those are the plot Cliffs Notes.
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Pervert.
