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    Well the budget for Skyrim was $85 million and it made $450 million within less than two weeks of release. The first one of these turd movies had a budget of $60 million (thank you, dumb German laws!) and has grossed just over $10 million worldwide to date. If they really made a Skyrim movie the popcorn sales alone would most likely outweigh Boll's career net. I would hope Burt Reynolds voices the dragon, though.

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    Dude, I doubt it. The trailer for the 2nd one shows Dolph running around fighting monsters in rubber masks and CGI dragons that look like they came out of the Atari version of Skyrim. Oh, and he is also apparently a time travelling retired special forces agent from our present sent back to the past to fight evil wizards (you know like in the real 14th century or something), so he has guns.

     

     

    ps - Both of these awful things are on youtube in their full glory. The first is more enjoyable probably since it has so many recognizable hasbeen actors that I'm assuming are in serious debt.

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    Mildred should just jump ahead more often.

     

    Sometimes I too find myself thinking "Just go, assholes! We've only got an hour here!". But to be fair, I think the current setting is probably a different picture in everyone's mind, and they have been in a "keep moving or die" situation in pretty much every episode before and since the Elder's dome.

     

    I really hope they eventually find themselves on a peaceful dirt road in a forest with a sign that says "Town 30 miles this way -->", and then just spend an episode in character leisurely walking along and telling each other their background stories. It's easy to forget that these people really still don't know anything about one another. I would love that and I bet it'd be fucking hilarious, we (and they) would get to experience more of Bart's rich douchbaggedness and I can definitely see moron Amarth picking the wrong berries and having emergency shits for half of the hike.

     

    Love this friggin' show.

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    Dude you fucking nailed it. Seriously all of this fan art make me ashamed that I didn't develop the small amount of artistic talent I had as a teen.

     

    I am too afraid to put an ad on Craigslist for "naked man with elf ears holding bear to be traced", as it will definitely be answered.

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