Character Drawings

[Character Drawings]

It would be sweet if someone came up with a wanted poster for Amarth (woman slaying/self-injury/general dangerous stupidity).

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Excited fat guy waiting in line to meet Black Sabbath

 

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Texan customer calls Jimmy Dean's sausage complaint line bitching that he can't feed his obese family with their meager product sizes.

 

[Episode UCB1 — BONUS EPISODE – Ask the UCB? – The UCB Philosophy]

I wish I lived within range of a UCB theatre! I'd sign up for classes, if for no other reason than to be surrounded by other like-minded folks. I dunno what my goal would be other than the experience itself, though. But it's definitely something I'd like to do one day.

 

And congrats Slunch on starting standup! I don't think I'd have the cajones.

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Here is Pat Robertson basically saying adopting children from other countries is like buying a used car: it may have hidden defects. Wow.

 

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[Episode 65 — Computer Strength]

Funny how God always shows up after the tragedy takes place, isn't it? He's pretty much the worst superhero ever created.

[Episode 65 — Computer Strength]

[Episode UCB1 — BONUS EPISODE – Ask the UCB? – The UCB Philosophy]

Del Close is the teacher in Ferris Bueller's Day Off that's not Ben Stein. Oh and he did some improv stuff or something.

[Episode 10 — On The Catwalk]

Meh, sounds to me like they're just trying to learn the new rules together. I doubt they have many fucks to give when it comes to what a few people say on the interwebs about their gameplay.

 

It's still funny as shit, like how Ken nonchalantly remembered he could breathe fire on that poor beat up bastard. That dude did not have a good day.

[Episode 10 — On The Catwalk]

They're just setting the scene for Gerry to swoop in unannounced and save their ass like Han Solo at the end of Episode IV.

[Episode 9 — Going In Recons Blazing]

I wouldn't mind these guys using character voices but they currently aren't playing anything that would sound funny imo. If one of them was a Warforged (cyborg) it'd be amusing if they only spoke in Nick Swardson's Gay Robot voice while in character.

[Episode 54.5 — Minisode 54.5]

Magical retarded psychics are the heroes in 85% of Stephen King's books.

[Episode 9 — Going In Recons Blazing]

Trolls and D&D, sweet irony!

[Character Drawings]

That picture is friggin' great D.C. Do some more!

[Episode 9 — Going In Recons Blazing]

Yeah the "as intended" was a tongue-in-cheek comment like the rest of that post. But I do like listening to the roll for roll combat descriptions of the Critical Hit podcast on Major Spoilers.

 

[The Reincarnation of Gerry]

It's a shame the group is so fighter heavy, I'd like him to come back as a Warforged as they seem very hard to kill (not taking into account Sark's botch table).

 

http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Warforged

[Questions for Sark]

Hey admins, can we start a stickied questions thread for Sark? I don't know much about D&D but love the show and I figure there are a few of us loyal listeners in the same boat. If Sark ever pops in to answer some that would be cool and informative.

 

One question I'd ask him is what is the highest level this group has managed to get to in any edition of D&D? If Gerry's Ell Ryan is any indication, they seem to expect the lifespan of a Bic lighter owned by a sickly hamster. Thanks!

[Episode 9 — Going In Recons Blazing]

All these awesome stories make me hope these guys get off this stupid fucking water planet soon. What's going to happen to them here, swimmer's ear? I hope they jump through a portal and leave these fish dorks behind for good. Actually I hope they start reading the rule books and playing 4e the way it's intended, it would make for better listening. And maybe their lazy asses could roleplay too. Fuck this podcast! Seeya next week.

[Episode 9 — Going In Recons Blazing]

Like a teenage arsonist, these guys crave structure.

 

Also, "speed-bagging a Butterball". Fucking awesome, Sark.

[Episode 8 — The Survivors]

I am still thinking about their poor prisoner that seemed to be forgotten about - left behind like so much garbage!

 

I've rationalized her disappearance like so:

 

Tasked with building escape rafts while the other three search the sinking vessel, Amon Amarth and Mildred barely notice the scared, diminutive female prisoner in the corner, who is looking out of the huge hole in the side of the ship, rather shocked as the recent events start to sink in. While Mildred briefly leaves to look for more binding material, the following conversation occurs between Amarth and the prisoner:

 

Prisoner: "I can't believe that just happened. What are we going to do!?"

 

Amon Amarth: "Shh pretty lady you go sleep now." (breaks neck and slides corpse into ocean)

 

Then none of these assholes ever think of her again.

[Episode 8 — The Survivors]

To be fair it was Amon Amarth who said he didn't want to go back to those "fish people assholes", and he's kind of a moron who hits things and accidentally murders women, so the rest of the group may decide otherwise.

[Episode 8 — The Survivors]

[Episode 7 — Follow the Whispers]

Sark didn't kill him. An "action" is when a player states he's going to try something and then rolls to see if he accomplished whatever it was. Sark gave him two actions. So Gerry could have used his second action to, say, swim for the bronze thing that the chains were coming from, rolled for it and made it inside. As someone else said it sounded like Ell Ryan died mostly of apathy.

[Episode 8 — The Survivors]

Ell Ryan died suddenly while on the set of his show 8 Simple Rules For Mating My Teenage Slaughter Bear.

 

Now that Peter Gabriel has left who's gonna Phil Collins this bitch? Amarth Amon needs to randomly murder someone. And the group makeup is now fighter/fighter/fighter/warlock so no one better get injured? Huzzah!