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  10. Posted

    ♫~Sir Richard was a hero

    to many a comely lass

    little'd they know

    he lost his arm

    inside a Dragonborn's ass~♫

     

    ♫~But he'll sing and fight

    and do what's right

    and bed many a young male whore

    to rest his eyes

    just once again

    on his beloved Glinishmore~♫

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    I would dig this, especially if they could get Kevin Pollak to come in as the guest. When I watch this movie it seems to me he played the same exact character in this one as his Todd Hockney character from The Usual Suspects (except this time he's a cop).

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    So there is this hot chick (Sarah Jessica Parker) who's getting married to this guy Nick. I don't know who plays nick but its that guy from 'Northern Exposure' or any guy with long hair and those quarter-length urban-woodsman jackets. he's an architect or something.

    Anyways,

    the hot chick hires this wedding planner who is always the planner but sighs she will never get married herself since shes just too silly and not as pretty. (Ana Farris) .

    despite being the ugly duckling - Ana Farris, through hapless luck and flaw finally coordinates SJPs zany group of gal pals including a fat friend who often shits herself (hilarious!) or vomits on everyone or farts like a trucker. Crazy fat chicks!

    Her and other white Bridesmaids decide to take on the town,

    however,

    madcap trouble ensues when ditzy planner Ana Farris arranges the wrong train to the downtown staggette - a Japanese Chikan train!

    For the last 40 minutes, Japanese businessmen take turns rubbing their wieners on the girls dresses, eventually groping their clothes off and finally, for some reason, getting them pregnant WOOPS! Ah-So sorry!

     

    That's how you crap Hollywood gold.

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    Don't sweat it! Good heads up! The longer I use 4th, and especially the longer I use 4th without an actual table, the less I like it. I see what they were going for, and I can even see enjoying it more under different circumstances. But as it is I'm glossing over so many of the movement / map / grid reliant rules I've practically written 4th Lite. I mangled 2nd Ed as well, but it was poorly written so it allowed for that :)

     

    Mr. Sark, you should really just do whatever tickles your pickle. You guys can't be not funny and most of us don't know shit about D&D anyway. I say go for it.

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