AnonymousOilMan
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A movie that is a video capture of gameplay for an n64 game that is just Sinbad riding really fast in an old cart in an abandoned mineshaft.
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11:45 pm arrive at party with Taco Bell party pack, 11:47 pm receive "rainbow" style blowjob from every girl at the party.
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Hey guys just a reminder, don't forget to wipe the tip of your penis off w/ toilet paper next time you go to the bathroom. #bathroom
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Just connected with my dad on linkedin, i think things are gonna get better for me soon
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.@gnormanKHOU I predict a blizzard tonight if u know what I mean wink wink lets do cocaine together dude
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Japanese Americans were lucky in ww2 because they all got to go to internship camps and those are good for your resume.
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(cont.) "No offense, but I've always perceived your head as being only slightly bigger than a grapefruit"
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I wanna wear a shirt with a blurry logo like in old snoop dogg videos that shit looks dope
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Saw a bikini top on the ground in the UH parking lot and immediately wondered "are there unclothed boobs nearby?"
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I may be wrong, but I think the most surreptitious way for me to sneak out of class from here in the back row is to backflip out of my chair
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I wanna tweet at someone I don't know, feels like I should just tweet them "I am interested in your life" to see if they're okay with it.
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It's "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC, not "ADAM AND STEVE ARE SUPER HOT" by ADAM AND STEVE