Kickpuncher

Neil was playing "Narf", the guy who has made all of the bootleg Simpsons merchandise. The first one ever was Bart getting crushed in a giant buttcrack with the slogan "crack kills".

I love the Howard/Cody dynamic so, so much.

I wish I could say I was psychic, but I remember that one of the last tweets I read before I went to bed was her saying she was about to do the show. But, just to test your theory, let's say Andy Richter.

I love that the sexy robot voice says "Chris Get-hard".

No, the sex was consensual.

Well, the one with the 'six brothers and six sisters in a pipe' was more of a riddle. Whatever, I love the game either way.

Yeah, Woods is a fucking rock star. Was the Outside Lands show really that short? Lauren's Internet comment grandma was great.

That one was my first thought when I saw the thread title. If I recall, there was a sex scene with a giant teddy bear at least tangentially involved.

Kulap is gonna be so jealous!

I didn't realize that the themes for Riddle Me This AND closing the plug bag have a variation of that phrase. Mike's "Christopher Plummer" was the best answer of the whole game, and it didn't even win. And maybe it's just me, but for me, the ones that start with "Why did the..." are a lot more like jokes than riddles.

Good stuff, guys. Don't feel too bad about putting Stard on the spot, he's a seasoned on-mic pro thanks to Two Charted.

Super fun episode. Can someone remind me where the title came from? (Or, as Scott would say, what was the titular line?)

Yes, totally agree. Wasn't a fan of his self-aggrandizement at the expense of a deceased, beloved star the first time, didn't really need to hear it again with an implicit endorsement.

Earwolf has completely taken over my subconscious. I had a dream last night that Jess was coming over to my house (actually, my mom's house, which I apparently still lived in) to record a podcast, and I'm sure it's not a coincidence that it happened the same night as this.

Great stuff. Favorite moments: - Jason's uncontrolled wheezing laugh at "What is a Street Fighter?" - June's reaction to the "Howard flaps his wings" clip - Everyone's reaction (especially Jason's) to "Ben Affleck is Rudolph." "His name is Rudy!"

Hey everyone, good luck ever having as much fun as you had listening to this! If there was any doubt about Gino's CBB Hall of Fame candidacy, this sealed it. Holy crap was he destroying in that opening segment. And I love baseball, but I would kill for a Howard/Scott anti-baseball duet.

That's all well and good, but when are they coming out with some new t-shirts?!

Man, this was really great. I know the scary part about addition and mental illness is that it never really goes away, but Andy seems like he's doing really well and has good self-awareness. Great perspectives on Robin Williams.

Thanks to Between Two Ferns' win for Short-Form Live Action Program, our beloved host will forever be known as Emmy Winner Scott Aukerman. Attaboy!

There actually is a thread for that one already.

"...by where not even the BRAVEST otters go."

It all makes sense now - OF COURSE it took seven figures to get Wahlberg: http://www.thecomedybureau.com/post/94660582935/earwolf-wahlberg-solution-van-kirk

Fucking fantastic episode! Paul was so good, even at the stuff you'd usually associate with more experienced improv performers. Fun fact #1 - In the UCB Season 2 DVD, there's an audience Q&A in which Matt says that the Season 3 DVD will come out in...2015. So close. Fun fact #2 - Following the custom for people named Cody, I will now refer to all of my cousins as "Cousin Lou Cody ___".

PFT!!!

Howard should read this, partially because he'll agree with the thesis and partially because it will impart the factual information that not all summer action-adventure movies are 2+ hours. http://www.vulture.com/2014/08/every-dumb-movie-should-be-90-minutes-long.html