BrettMorris

Right. Then there's publishing, file management, etc. You gotta realize even simple things like that can become a bottleneck process and needs dedicated staff when you're moving as fast and with as much volume as we are.

That would be awesome. I feel like low maintenance solutions like this would be the best scenarios. Don't take anything here as official word though, please.

The 1st Annual Howdies Pt. 2 Welcome back to the finale of the 1st ANNUAL HOWDIES!!! Paul, June, and Jason saved some of the best categories for last as they unveil the Most Awkward Paul/June Introduction, Jason's single proper usage of "LITERALLY!", Best Impression By A Host, June's Most Upsetting, and much more. Worst Character Names, the Weirdest Thing Jason Has Been Turned On By, the Best Guest impression, the Most Next Level Bonkers June Theory, and much more, including new supercuts! Los Angeles: Get your tickets now for a LIVE HDTGM at Largo on Saturday, September 20th at 10pm over at www.largo-la.com! Make sure to check out The Hotwives of Orlando now over at www.hulu.com! Also, you can now check out Paul in “Jason Nash is Married” available on iTunes, Jason Mantzoukas in “They Came Together” in theaters & VOD, June Diane Raphael & Casey Wilson in ASS BACKWARDS for free on Netflix & HULU & Paul in OJ: The Musical available on VOD & iTunes! Don’t forget to grab yourself a brand new HDTGM Daredevil T-shirt over at the Earwolf store and a copy of Paul’s comic book Aliens Vs. Parker now available at www.amazon.com!

Thomas the Milkman will set it up with you. There will be a call-in number you just dial in.

Definitely saving this one

That's the issue!

The idea of someone going on SNL strictly for a little pocket change is hilarious

what are you talking about? i don't hear any buzz.

I can upload a clean, quality version of the song on the episode in a bit.

I hate that Godsmack is even compared to Alice In Chains. It's like the dumb-fuck rock you hear as background music to UFC fights. It's like some evil genius sent them, Creed, Nickelback, etc to completely wipe out the entire legacy of the awesome early-mid 90s shit. Speaking of Monica...man, late 90s sucked.

This is asked all the time. It bums me out, but don't get your hopes up. We have so many good new things happening though. I'd love to have video again. I should just wear a gopro helmet cam.

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hoo boy is there a story there

No that's great. I didn't know you could embed sound clips like that, it's perfect.

The music on this might be some of my proudest mixes

Hey guys, you should do a selfie video or voice memo of you telling your story in your own words. I don't think me doing a live reading would make for great podcasting.

Good news. Podfest Audio has surfaced! I'm really interested in seeing the live stream video if that exists anywhere.

Hey I've been reading a lot of harsh criticism about the sound quality, and I just wanted to clarify some things. First, calm down. Jesus. Glad you care so much, but...wow. Second, July literally got one cable, a board mix plugged straight into his recorder. There was nothing for us to "mix". It came in sounding more or less exactly as it does now. There is no magical "take out all the distorted yelling-straight-into-the-mic" tool. There is no magical "make the audience sound like they have mics on" tool. The waveform was basically brickwalled to begin with. Compressing it more than we did would've made the distorted parts sound even worse. Is it as good as it can possibly be if I put 12 hours into it? No, but it's probably 95%. It's basically polishing a turd. So, sorry it sounded that way, I really am. It's a mix of factors, including screaming into the mics, Largo not compensating for that, and possibly the recorder being set wrong, but I doubt it. I wasn't there. But it's certainly not crappy "mixing" on our end like a few people have asserted. I would have hoped we'd earned a little benefit of the doubt on that.

TECHNICALLY NOT TRUE NEANDERTHALS ARE NOT DIRECT PREDECESSORS MORE LIKE COUSINS

is it just me or is this completely silent?

I can safely tell you, the new Affirmation Nation is top shelf shit

Thank you so much!

The truth is they don't say your names, they leave that space silent and just tell us to hire a vocal stand-in and insert the audio. If I haven't played your video it's probably not very good, or I just missed it. If you insist that it's worthy, follows all the guidelines I listed, and hasn't already been played, then feel free to repost it.

Beans literally disappeared!

thanks! i never knew doug, but the fact that he's still mentioned probably means he was interesting?