I'm a big fan of Paul F. Tompkins' Ice-T impression and I remember on one of the early episodes of Comedy Death Ray, he was plugging a movie, as Ice-T, called Tommy and the Cool Mule. All this time I thought it was a joke and then yesterday I stumbled across this: Tommy and the Cool Mule (2009): http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1273228/
Now I haven't watched this movie yet but, I did watch the trailer and if that is any indication this is amazingly terrible. I told a friend about it and he swore the trailer was fake. He then thought it had to be a parody. He checked imdb and read me some user reviews and after one reviewer said "I am curious how something like this gets made." I knew I had to suggest this movie to you.
Bonus: you could have "Ice-T" as the guest!
Additional Bonus: the villain is Kevin Sorbo (Hercules)!