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This is going to be good. Just through happenstance I stumbled upon Comedy Death Ray on iTunes one day and was hooked ever since. So much so that I made it a point to fly down to the last show taking my little brother along with me (I say it was his Christmas present but really I just wanted to hold it over him that I knew of the show first) because I was too much of an idiot to go to UCB when I was in Los Angeles previously or even the touring San Francisco show when it was closer to me. Every Monday has been better for years because I have to try and not laugh on the train ride into work. There is not enough thanks I can ever give Scott Awkwardman because he and his comedy friends have given me so much. I think with my Christmas bonus I am going to donate, not because I am trying to give back, but because hopefully I will hear my name read out on the show. That is enough for me.

Well I don't enjoy exotic pets. You can bet all the rest that'll take my name. You know I used to have a dog. I used to have a cat. I used to do that. I used to give 'em food. I used to change their moods. I used to be like, "What's up y'all? Let's go get some shoes!" I used to by my dog some shoes. And he would walk down the street and be, "What's up bitches?" Dogs are bitches. Female dogs are bitches. I'm not saying something bad, female dogs are bitches. (Uh-huh) I got my riches. You better take it and buy me some more cars so I can break it. The sound barrier when I drive fast. I can do things, make sure that they last. I can talk about the future and the past. Cuz I'm gonna buy a boa constrictor and put it around my neck. Exotic pets, are the best. Exotic pets (Uh-huh), are the best. Exotic pets (What?), are the best. (Oh-ooooh!) Go on and get yourself a white monkey! That's a (w)rap! Also? I'm never going to be able to see nylons the same way ever again.

I follow in the shadow of greatness when it comes to doing the same thing as this gentleperson. You are an inspiration to all. For far too many moons have I have lost the battle when it came to stifling my laughter in response to the hilarity on Comedy Death-Ray/Comedy Bang Bang only to go to bed alone. All the while not knowing the warmth, camaraderie, and good taste that exists in a place such as this. Nevermore! This ragtag group of guests is among the very creamiest of the crop: - Adam Scott is a dreamboat (full homo) - Chelsea V(ery) Peretti is my Bo Derek (in her honor I digitally replaced Bo's face in that famous poster with Chelsea's and printed it out to place above my bed) - Harris Wittels is someone that I will admit I didn't want to like at first way back when but the lad consistently brings some of the best stuff there is so much so that I sought out Analyze Phish just to hear more of him Thank you Scott for routinely making my day time and again.