JamestownPod
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I gotta remember to use to term "eponymous character" more. (I'M TRYING TO BE MORE OF A DOUCHE BAG).
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Every Woody Allen movie is a slasher film because he is the writer slash director thank you I work hard on my jokes I'm glad you like them.
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I have only wished on an eyelash one time in my life and that wish did come true. I plan never to wish on an eyelash again so I can believe.
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Mike Huckabee claims he's eating at Chick Fil-A to support "family values," but I think he's just doing it cause that's what fat people do.
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I burnt my tongue on a hot pocket late last night and its probably reduced my quality of life by about ten percent today. #themoreyouknow
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Speaking of old people, yesterday my mom mistook the MGM lion roar at the start of a movie for my dog growling at someone at the door.
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When Batman and Bane talk its like that scene on 30 Rock in which Will Arnett and Alec Baldwin get up close and both talk low and husky.
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I THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SAY I'M 20 YEARS YOUNG BECAUSE USUALLY WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE A NUMBER OF YEARS YOUNG THEY ARE ACTUALLY OLD
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I just had something that I really wanted to tweet but I couldn't get it down to anything less than about 170 characters, so I had to just d
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My favorite color is my favorite color solely because of the ice cream flavor it makes me think of.
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Nobody panic but I think @Guy_From_20s may have died. Perhaps things didn't go his way in the crash of '29?
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Boy Scouts of America, the gayest of all youth activities, has officially reaffirmed their ban on gays.
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LA Times: "Bus driver/hero catches girl after 3-story fall." Well we should have known he'd do that if he's a hero! http://t.co/qOiS4MJw
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Ok I know only a small percentage of my followers will know what I am talking about here, but yo FUCK lakefair.
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Sorkin makes more musical theater references on The Newsroom than I make on twitter, and I make far too many musical theater references.
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For a movie that doesn't have Jason Bourne in it, his name sure is mentioned a lot in the trailer for The Bourne Legacy.