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RIP in peace - Zach

I'm glad we're showing our pets again. Please check out my cat, she's p cool. It was funny when everybody hated Tim's song in this episode. I hope they play it for Matt Gourley and he's equally disdainful. I don't know how to do a picture

Sorry Chanson and Greggy, but I think you're wrong about the AV Club. They are very smart and give very good reviews that you could steal if you weren't interesting enough to have opinions of your own and wanted to sound smart. I remember a reviewer saying about a certain movie "It's trying to be more than it is.. and I would argue that it succeeds." That's a very smart thing to say if you want it to be. Can you imagine somebody at the office asking what you thought of some movie and you drop that on them? They'd think you were deeper than the friggen V Sean wore a while ago.

He's too busy bailing on the second part of his Ryan Reynolds bit where he posts from being trapped in a pizza place with one other guy and a girl.

"If you're aware of the difference between the two media... mediums? You're the grammar experts here." "Medium's a different show." Best part.

You have to wear your Tanks but No Tanks tank, otherwise you won't be acknowledged.

Cochran- FMK Kass, Spencer, Tony? If Jeff Probst could grant you one more wish, assuming you spent your first two on him giving you a million dollars and a plush writing job, what would it be? All genie powers are on the table with this one.

Hmm yes I think I'm aware of Arizona. I worked at a camp with somebody who claimed to be from there, but the only other detail I can recall about him is that while he was at a Band retreat he almost dropped a tuba on a girl he was having sex with. Maybe Chanson can speak on this, but given lizards are essentially a free commodity are pet store lizards considered premium lizards?

I went to New York last week and had to leave my 5 star hotel suite in Manhattan for two days to go a wedding in New Jersey. I swear I saw upwards of TEN BUGS! I honestly don't know how you flyover people can live like that. I guess when your jobs are just pushing dumpsters back and forth across parking lots you get used to it...

Nah it's cool dude. I'm from SJ and whenever friends go to DTMV they fucking blast their Untapped apps with Steins beer selecsh.

Hey Tim, what do you and VB do when you meet up? I imagine you go to Steins in DTMV and just fucking blast your Untapped app with their beer selecsh.

Jacob: the only advice I can give is to warn you that people around here like to bring up skeletons CONSTANTLY. Just remember that skeletons don't exist and you'll be alright.

Johnny cannot get over Jordan's hand. Remember when he was talking to Jonna and they were recalling how Jordan believes he's like the Great Gatsby(mysterious) and Johnny was like "the only mysterious thing about you is your four missing fingers"? I think that's the cleverest thing he can come up with to make fun of him, which is dumb because Jordan was born like that and he isn't ashamed of it at all. Like if Jordan was balding he'd say "the only mysterious thing about you is your missing hair" or if he was hispanic and had an accent Johnny'd be all "the only mysterious thing about you is how you can't speak good." Johnny also seems like the kind of person who likes to remind people that they're poor as an insult. Since Shark Tank is back in discussion does anybody remember an episode of RSS when hayes said something like "at some point I just want Mark say 'sure' to a deal and not even wait for the pitch"? That basically happened! I think Barbara didn't like how Robert and Laurie were trying to give some entrepreneurs a bad deal, so she turned to Mark and asked if he wanted to go in with her. He told her "nah I don't want to do the work" so she told him she'd do all of it and he was like "fine whatever." Clearly wasn't interested at all. He was probably wondering what he was going to with all the products he'd accumulated that had been ruined by having the Mavericks themes forced into them.

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I was reading about some of the other people in that LA Weekly article and I was a little confused by a statement made about the porn star, James Deen. The reporter wrote "... and his equipment - while perhaps not the stuff of legend - is certainly impressive." I thought to myself, that's a strange aside to make. Why would she be negging on his equipment? THEN I realized what she meant was it's not the stuff of legend RELATIVE to some other people. Some other people who are also included in the interesting people in LA article. Some other people who are sometimes confused with having three legs. Some other people who do a podcast. You get the idea. (The idea is that S&H's dongs make James Deen's look boring). Edit: Sorry

I'm in agreement with everybody else that Andrew should be ashamed for not recognizing that person. In an unrelated story, one time I was in a Banda dance club in mexico and a bunch of guys surrounded my old roommate Pedro, who is actually mexican but happens to somehow look whiter than me (He has blue eyes and blond hair). So these mexican dudes surround him and start pushing him back and forth calling him gringo and rather come to his aid and defend him I just joined in the circle and pushed him and called him gringo too.

Was that Chanson who called you from Seattle? Also nice one taking the HH advice in having huge hoagie in your mouth to get that Joaquin Phoenix Theodore Twombly voice.

Thank you for not linking to the original NSFL videos where it turns out the girl Usher wants to make love to is it would be nice to keep the boards spook free this week.

The Cranberries - Dreams People get up and leave thinking I'm showing off when I do this song, because the wailing for the final minute is such a show-stopper. Really it's just a touching song that speaks to me.

Haha thanks. I'm glad my twisted, totes rando sensibility is finally appreciated by somebody.

These forums are poppin this week. I'm want to add errybody too, but I also don't really use facebooks https://www.facebook.com/adam.rost Please accept my friend request anyways as I am very sensitive. PASS shelby fearo. I don't really have internet tech skills but I watched a lot of catfish and I'm pretty sure I catfished you MBoP aka KOB(?) Dave Thomas was the best. Hang outs

I don't, but I'm visiting for the first time later this month! Do you have any advice to help me not stick out like a loser/tourist? If it helps, my mom dressed me normcore (mervyns) all my life and I heard about a flash-mob in college once. What else do I need to knooww?

Hi BJ, What's your favorite story about Zach Woods from when you were on The Office. A part of your book was recently included in an episode of This American Life; do you like hearing people repeat things that they've heard on Radiolab? Mr. Thomas: Were you satisfied with Sean and Hayes' explanation of why they named the questions segment of the show "The Popcorn Gallery"? Or would you prefer that they dedicate more time to it?

DAE remember chanson? B) B)

Guys, Hayes obviously knows the difference between a Holding Deal and Offer Only. One of his go-to twisted jokes is saying the wrong thing when he knows what's right. Heck just about every week he pronounces Andy Kneis' last name incorrectly (like "niece") when he made a point of explaining that he knew the correct pronunciation (like "nice") during one of the call in episodes of RSS. And I'm dying laughing every time he does it! I think he should be applauded for not embarrassing the comedian by stopping and explaining comedy to her. I'm more worried about Sean's health. I hope he hasn't gotten caught up in one of those hollywood surgery fads where you get the "un-essentials" removed to lose weight. The three T's -teeth, toes and thyroids. Sure he looks great now, but ten years down the road, people are going to be able to tell and it'll look super unnatural.