blickblondhi

i wasn't awake at all but now i'm pretty much awake. #atfirstiwasntreallyfeelinmyshit

sleepy thoughts by blick blondhi: i just realized, after all these years, that my feet do the Jesus on the cross thing when i sleep #toosoon

Did I make a deal with a friend where he gets to kick me in the nards every time I see somebody wearing red pants? Feels like it.

Eternal Awkward in the Sunshine State #UnlikelySequel #iknowitsfloridanotcalifornia #iknow

re: Lifeboat by Rob Brown - Well I'll be fuck-damned if this doesn't get my creative juices creaming in th... http://t.co/lsmhwxl2 #pandora

#bizarro blick builds zombies and kills fires.

racewalking: diarrhea with an attitude. #olympics

I wish I could magically turn into Bill Murray when I show up for an OK Cupid date. And then watch the disappointment as I turn back.

"copy cat"? really, dick? not once have i met a cat who felt compelled to mirror my actions.

#privilege is....having people in your life who care about your life more than you care about your life.

the ONLY downside of dating bisexual women is waking up and finding that your bed head is the hairstyle of a bisexual woman you used to date