elizamuffins

Aw yeah. She wants the D.

Yeah but I get more likes as guy. Explain that, Einstein.

Packers fans,amirite?

Who would lie and say thery are from Pittsburgh? If you are gonna lie like that why not go all out and say you are from Cleveland? Hey quick question...can anything think of anything more annoying than hearing one side of my 11 year old son's convos with his Minecraft buddies? I am at a loss here and thinking about starting my Sunday day drinking earlier than usual over here.

Feeling pretty nervous this week!!!! I know my Pats will come through for me though and #DoTheirJob

Not sure if you heard but I am a guy this week, Dairy pillows. I will probably go back to being a lady when next weeks ep drops so we have until Tuesday to take this to "the next level". Ashley, if you lived in a real city like Boston I would come see you perform. I am sorry but I will never go to Pittsburgh. Not even to hang out with you and my son Jeffrey.

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I really enjoyed hearing the guests take on the charts so I miss that!!!!!

Glad to hear your birthday was so legendary, Valerie!!!!! I don't have anything to say about all these sexual posts. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Or get laid. Or both!

What were you before you were a person? A Joe Rogan fan?

My like to post ratio is way up since I decided the female poster demographic was too saturated but I don't think I can this up much longer. It's hard!! (My dick that is)

Sean and Hayes get a hit TV show and all the chickens that flew the coop have come back home to roost!

I think I speak for all men on the forum when I say hey Anastasia really cool of you to "stop by" but we have young single girls now in case you didn't notice which you probably didn't since you never post anymore!!!!

She wants the D!

Total chick move!

I never send help. I on!y send dick pics.

Way too many cute single girls on this board. Going to have to start pretending to be a guy for more likes.

Almost crashed my car I was loffing so hard! In this post I am showing I am nice by complimenting but also kinda being like but don't forget that I have a car which also makes me cool and also explaining my joke which proves I am funny

Wild horses couldn't drag me away from this pod!

You guys watch The Grinder yet? I am 2 eps in and Hayes and Sean and the Scuzz Man have really done it this time. That kid from The Wizard is all growed up. Rob Lowe is every bit as sexy as he was in St. Elmo's Fire ( miss that earring though),and the waitress has moved on with her life!!!! Tune in (to Tokyo) if you wanna be cool.

I usually have my boyfriend proofread my posts but he was busy pre opening all the jars in the house so I wouldn't hurt myself.

I am a woman with a boyfriend and I don't drink beer but he does make all my drinks (whiskey and soda on the rocks with lime is my favorite) and I still manage to hurt myself doing mundane tasks! Boyfriends are great but women are just not as good at avoiding injury so I suggest you just get used to it, young lady. Men are good for a lot but they can on!y do do much.

Gonna be a real nail biter tonight watching my Pats! Hope I can stay up!!!! Coming for you, @norm #NoMakeupSelfie

Hey guys, How about a little smooch to give the listeners at home a thrill?