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I call them rainbow jimmies and I worked at Friendly's in highschool.

Oh baby. I'll be back baby

Pic removed after I sobered up! Also where I cone from we call sprinkles Jimmies and I am pretty sure where I come from is where hood come from so now I am confused

Those Häagen-Dazs are making me horny. Weird I came here with the intention of posting a food pic because we haven't had many as of late. http://imgur.com/cbZxFpa This is my Shepards pie only instead of corn it's with greenness and then instead of potatoes it's cauliflower and also I put bacon and cheese on top so technically it's sort of a cottage pie. I wish it were sexier now.

I would write a fan fiction if it weren't for the fact that I only got an A- in the community college level creative writing course I just took.I thought it was going to be cakewalk compared to all the technical classes I have been straight up ACING (regular As no minuses) but I was wrong!!!! Not sure if you smarty pants have taken note but I have a real problem with grammar ,in particular linking verbs (whatever those are). So as a service to my fellow Handbook heads I will stick to what I do best. Shitposts and sub par comedy. You are welcome.

I like like you funny ass people.

My son was already a l33t haxXor trolling neopets and club penguin by age 2. Your son is way behind, I am sorry to say.

Cool beans. Boring story about a kid you don't know but I do and what parents do best is bore you with stories about their kids. Back me up on this SteveH. My now 11 year old son has been using HotrodKimball as a username ever since has been using usernames....recently founder out the character is actually Rod Kimble and he has a bunch of useless dumb usernames. If only there were some celebrity with the last name Kimball we could pretend like all along it was an earwolf forum celeb name mashup!

Sean asked us all to be nice, you guys!

I think you meant Eddie Murphy's girl. I was alive back then so I remember.

On the real tip, I love that JG show. Maybe mostly because of MIB. I can't explain it.

@SteveH answer my email!!!! PS-dinner looks delis PPS-I never took you for a mac fanboy. Jk I totally did.

I have been listening since the first ep. Was a lot different than I expected and I really enjoy it. The live eps are total garbage though.

Did you guys hear Sean is getting married? I bet he kept the whole breakup with Steffi quiet because hey they have kids and he will always love her. He just isn't in love with her. What a stand up guy.

Blaming Sam for the fact that none of my Qs were Ad.

Super excited for this one, you guys! Gonna listen to it later maybe in the car or maybe while I do laundry or some boring shit that could really use some spicing up. Not sure yet.

Right under Valerie, just how I like it! If you catch my meaning hubba hubba. You're not my dad, SteveH! Silvr, as one former repressed catholic to another, I get it!!!

For awhile I thought Chanson wasn't even going to give me a like for that post which made me pretty peeved. Ultimately he did like my post proving what a true Chanson he is and I have to say I am pleased as punch.

What qualifies as "dating"? By my own personal standards I have dated 3 men. If you count one time dates where they never call you back than I have dated like considerably more men. In any event, none of them were named Andrew. Maybe that is the problem?

Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?

Miley's cover of Jolene is pretty good. Check it out.

Maybe it's just me but for me this 13 second clip of a song stuff joke has really worn thin!!!! PS---I really want in on this hangout!!!

I am going to be at The Oddball Fest next Friday!!!!!! No I am not. I will be there the Friday after next

My name is pretty common so good luck finding me on Facebook, creeps!

Chanson