elizamuffins

Does not compute

What is stopping you?

I like avocados

I would maybe consider it for funsies if the appliances weren't absolute doggie doo doo. I only cook on Viking.

Aregular is coming pretty hard in the muhfuggin paint but Joe is the original and best and that counts for something.

Enh wrong! We aren't putting on an act . This is just how we are.

Very very very interested!

I try to befriend non whites but they quickly figure out how uncool I am.

Did you guys hear that not only does having an Amazon Prime membership mean that you can watch ground breaking shows like Transparent but tomorrow it also means you can get a 40 inch LED TV for $115? What a time to be alive. Gotta say as disappointed as I am that I was not included on this ep I take some solace in the fact that maybe I don't need the exposure because I am already successful enough to have a Prime Membership and BTW I already have 2 very nice TVs but I am thinking about getting a third one. jk you guys I am still devastated and lonely and I have no real friends and I even posted my twitter handle here and only 3 of you followed me and I am feeling really badly about myself and I need to finish my homework omg this is too much maybe I will just take a nap?

I noticed Tim is wearing a Bruins shirt. Is he from the slums of Boston too? I am asking you guys because I assume Tim is now too big time to read the forums.

Why didn't they open up the PCG? I would have liked to ask Tim Treese when the remix version of the PCG theme is dropping.

First I miss out on the PCG conference and now this? Whatever, I am happy for you guys. I will listen at some point.

guess I'll go eat worms

The guests are pretty hit and miss but Sean and Hayes are always on point.

Has anyone watched Clipped yet? I am scared.

I know about Madvillainy of course, but for the posters who are not music guys like us you could you speak on that?

If it is good for Barry O, it is good enough for me! The intructor for my partly online class hasn't rolled out the Blackboard portion for this week and I am very bored so if you want to follow ME on twitter so I can creep all your posts please do! @Liz_Muffins

@greggy?

1 verified user comedian and 2 I have seen on TV follow me so things are going pretty well for me on twitter.

Jim Gaffigan's show is on TvLand which means I would have to look to find out where TvLand is which means I will never watch his show. Also it being on deep cable makes me think it must stink which is weird because I love IFC But IFC has that indie cache? Am I making any sense?

I don't have dump cakes but I have dumps like a truck.

If you need some ideas for my birthday I would like a Leesa mattress but definitely not Cards Against Humanity. PS-I would also like it if Lauryn Hill did a collabo with Lupe Fiasco.

One of my faceboook friends just posted some helpful hints for people who might not have a clue what to get him for his birthday. He is a single white male over the age of 35. Is he living in an alternate universe from the one I am in where I don't expect or really even receive gifts for my birthday?I need answers.

I only added you as a friend to piss off my D. Now what?

Methinks it is time for a little bit of cultural appropriation at my next BBQ!