elizamuffins

We weren't always so sexy. Start praying to Sean and Hayes instead of Xenu and it can happen for you too.

I bet I am old enough to be your mom. PS- eat your veggies!

And I forgot to mention how much I like demonlover69 and how much his likes mean to me #ForumFriends4eva

The people on this forum are really starting to influence my life! Mike Bonetti is pretty much my best friend, Dairy pillows is my #1 crush and now I convinced my boyfriend to dress as SteveH for our Halloween party last night... http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a147/tunapuppy/20151003_194757_zpscsrkk2kt_edit_1443974242881_zpsm4g7cc4b.jpg ( I went as a horny single mom) PS Earwolf plz get your shit together so I can embed pics from my tablet!

So my opponent this week is playing the Pats defense and their kicker. Zzzzzzzzz.

Only church I go to involves a lot of kneeling before Tom Brady while living in denial about the sins of Bill Belichick listening to fanatics who have got it all wrong ("the Patriots have class though") and people who just show up when there are giveaways or things are going well. So yeah not a lot has changed from my Catholic school days but the Pats have a bye week so I might actually get some housework done today.

Mmmm roasted Jeffrey with a side of cries. I give it 4 1/2 stars.

The legion is omnipresent!

Going to a The Nightmare Before Christmas themed party tonight. Will try and remember to get some pics if you scaredy cats think you can handle me posting them here! I got a new dress at TJ Maxx for it so you know it's a pretty big deal! Actually it's my aunts 50th birthday and it is at the American Legion hall but it still could be pretty cool!

Not sure if this has been addressed but I am pretty sure the movie was set in southern CA. First Courtney mentioned that she was moving "3000 miles" away to NJ and then her parents were going to fly to Catalina if she didn't want to go to the beach with them. Is Cata!ina more of an adult place? Makes no sense. I remember seeing this movie as a kid. I was obsessed with He-Man and She-Ra along with all of my cousins. This is the first movie where I was extremely upset and disappointed. I Just remember being so mad that it was not really abouth He-Man at all. Gave it a fair chance the second time around. Still sucks!

I don't want to change my username but I hope this new avatar scares the pants off you weenies. Yes, I am aware it is a Neopet item.

Petty apPEELing vid, bruh! Love what you have done with the windows. Nice hat! What was it like pooping out those peels?

I am so freaking steamed. Between work and school and I guess also my kids (not sure if you guys knew I had kids?) I have been really busy. Wanted to sit down tonight and watch this pod with a stiff drink tonight once I finish my homework and it appears to be gone! Behind some paywall , no doubt. PLEASE HELP ME >>>>hope this rant doesn't hurt my stats

Just ran the numbers on my OVERALL like to post ratio and my stats jump up to 5.3 which has me feeling pretty pretty good. I am like one cat pic from having my like to post count ratio match the average dick length of the guys who post here.

Well, 4.9 is kind of disappointing to be honest. I guess I am not under 30 and single any more so I have accept the hard facts of being a "normal" person online. I mean it is still pretty good though. I told my kids and they were like "wow mom you are pretty cool" but they also think PewDiePie and SpongBob are "pretty cool" so let me know if it counts. I am pretty out of touch.

I am so late, not sure why I am even bothering!!!!! Great ep! Loved it! If it were a movie it would be doing boffo box office!

Anyone else watching Documentary Now on IFC? It is pretty brilliant if you ask me. Oh no one asked? Too bad. My opinion has been forced on you once again! That is how and why forums work !

This week sucked!!!!!

Woo! Just finished a bowl of home made chili and served up these chili cheese fries with these handcut fries that I fried in lard!!!!! Going into a food coma, wake me up when the new pod drops!!! https://goo.gl/photos/QaGF4akz9RqSELbbA

I am a muffin

You guys missed my bday. I am drunk now too. My bday was 8/21 and I am 36 now. Congrats to Sean on his marriage!!!! I Those pics made me feel so happy. Really made up all the negativity lately!

Pics or it didn't happen, DP!

I was just doing a bit , you guys! Every pod is great! When my new phone comes to replace my toilet phone I for real would subscribe to Howl if it were an iPhone which it isn't. That is from my heart unlike the other not so nice stuff I said. Really had you dummies going! Ha!

Well I mean her "origin story" where she found out her step dad wasn't her dad just wasn't that compelling to me. She did raise the money by promising guest spots on CBB stuff. Vanity project fine who cares... I have listened to the pod a lot less frequently though. When did we become the Hollywood Haters? I blame SteveH! Is today Sean's wedding day?

Those Johnny bananas pods are legendary but are they as funny to people who never watched Entourage? Blue skies!