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Incorrect: The TMNT 2 April doesn't go around braless for the entire movie.

Even 11 year old me felt ripped off by how lame the ending was. Whoah, Shredder gets mutated and is now an invincible 12 foot tall armored super man? How will the heroes ever manage to defeat him? By sitting back and watching him tear the dock beams out for no reason causing some bits of wood to fall and him him

Follows the bad movie sign of not being able to read even the short Wikipedia plot summary without getting a headache. "The Wachowskis do Hunger Games" summary should not be harder to follow than Chinatown.

Update: Kim Cummings is no longer the best real name porn name. I recently came across two gems in real life: Max Wang and Diane Damp.

Oh geez. I feel like an idiot never making the connection to South Park.

Rosemary's Baby??? o_O

Is it really a stretch when they're both from the exact same writers? If JK Rowling wrote another book featuring grim reapers who sucked out your soul and an undead ghoul for a villain with a pet lizard who needed the hero's body to come back to life, would it really be a stretch to say she was running low on ideas? Would you rebut that comparison with, "Ghostbusters had ghosts too! Checkmate!"? Let's not lose sight of calling Prometheus a terrible movie.

A lot of people who wrote for Lost wrote for this. Lost: big white polar bear and formless black smoke monster Prometheus: big white alien and formless black oil Another sign of a bad movie is the extreme overuse of post production color correction orange/teal scheme. Usually it's limited to turning all the actors' faces orange and the blackground bluish (the laziest possible way to make actors stick out). Prometheus EVERYTHING is glowing blue with glowing orange lights framing the helmets of the actors.

Bring Me the Head of Machinegun Girl is on Netflix right now.

It wasn't that bad as a teen horror body snatchers deal. Not really crazy or inept enough to be on HDTGM. Check out the thread for Disturbing Behavior. THAT is a movie that deserves an episode. I even mentioned that it was trying to be The Faculty meets Stepford Wives.

This thread made me check out the full list of Razzie nominations since 1980. There are a ton of recurring actors there that coincide with HDTGM all stars. Bruce Willis & Demi Moore (power couple!) Kevin Costner Sandra Bullock Adam Sandler Nick Cage Eddie Murphy Tyler Perry Steven Seagal Silvester Stallone

Breaking news: the original rapping granny, Ellen Dow from The Wedding Singer, has died today at 101

Alternate pairing: Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds

The biggest crime in entertainment history is that someone as hilarious as Patrice O'Neal only ever got to host dumb VH1 shows and get bit parts in terrible movies like this.

My question was knowing Paul has listed other signs but I had forgotten them. Good one on the title explanation. This one is a little after the fact to be considered a sign, but when even the short wikipedia plot description is an utter mess you can't follow, imagine how bad it is watching the plot. Exhibit A: Practical Magic

The tagline should just be: "Why?" I can't think of a "comedian" with as much of an absolute zero comedic presence as Kevin James. He just blandly goes through the motions in every movie: Hitch, Zookeeper, Grownups, Barnyard, Grownups 2. Adam Sandler turned into a lazy, rote cashgrab of soullessness. Kevin James started there.

Superhero franchises that DON'T turn to ass by the 3rd movies: Superman: nope Xmen: uh uh Spiderman: nah uh Batman: nope Why in all that is holy does Hollywood keep trying to force Ryan Reynolds on us? The guy is the Shia Lebeowulf of action movies. Remember when vampires in the first Blade snapped the necks of ordinary humans with ease? Now huge jacked vampires like Triple H struggle with them! Must be thanks to CUSTOMIZING YOUR IPOD PLAYLIST BEFORE BATTLE.

But it wasn't indecipherable with a bizarre ending. In fact, it was the exact opposite of that being that it was just 2001 padded out with unnecessary action scenes and Chris Nolan on the nose dialog. Not a turd, just a bag of potato chips with pretty packaging. "How Did This Get Made?" Easy, they got a massively successful director following the massive success of Gravity with a special effects spectacle tied together with a simple emotional hook, and the result was a passable summer blockbuster. Not much to get out of that.

Twilight : Romance :: Flowers : Lifetime Movie formula

What amazed me about this movie is that is was so cheesy that you expected it to be from the early 80s before anyone knew better, but it was made in 1989!!! I still say it had to have been made in 1981 and was shelved for 8 years.

Okay, the first 60 seconds of Sleepaway Camp 3: a topless chick with "milk" and "shake" tattooed across each boob. Shit's no joke.

Only watched 2 so far. Not sure if they'd make for a good episode. Whereas the first one was an (ineptly) ernest slasher movie, 2 is in this weird limbo between camp and ernest. Part of it tries to be Friday the 13th, part of it tries to be GORP. I actually burst out laughing at the "Look who's on TV!" line. It also shows the killer from the very first scene, so there's no mystery. You can build an effective suspense movie where the audience knows the killer but the characters are clueless, but you have to structure it as an investigation of increasing risks, like The Omen. Sleepaway Camp just has the fully known killer walking around killing kids. The good news? Outstanding tits, displayed often.

I could have sworn there was a scene where they have the Japanese visit for a big demonstration of their ridiculous virtual reality FILING CABINET. Maybe I was thinking of another early 90s thriller turd, Rising Sun. Speaking of Ninja Turtles and the discussion how EVERY 80s movie had tits in it, I caught the first Ninja Turtles movie on Netflix for the first time in 25 years, and holy crap. Little kid me never notcied that April O Neal's nipples are bursting through her tank top the whole movie. Halfway through she gets a shoulder massage from Casey Jones and the things are ready to pop out as he practically cops a feel to her orgasmic groaning. This was a PG kids movie!

It made sense. It just stretched suspension of disbelief beyond the breaking point and was full of plot contradictions (chicken before the egg paradox with the wormhole). The only things you could really say about it was that it felt like a mini-series compressed into a movie, and that the script was 2001 for people who needed everything spelled out to them by the characters.

Not obscure at all. Very very infamous when it comes to worst sequels ever lists.