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*people are "@ohhthatalyssa: It annoys the crap outta me when people be talking in another language. Bro, your in America we speak ENGLISH!"

Guardians of Middle Earth http://t.co/xq7AdmvS via @sharethis

I met someone who is actually wholesome today. Can't wait to see what brand of crazy lurks inside her.

Ingress!! Curse your gorgeous allure and your invite-only status! I wish for an #ingress code!

Here we go, a trial run. Unnamed Episode 1: Random Chatter #1 http://t.co/GM0PpqHi on #SoundCloud

I just did a two hour improv show about a dysfunctional stick insect marriage for an audience of two. Yes, I'm sober.

Well done @telltalegames , I've never been disappointed with myself for completing a game.

#FreakDance has accomplished in 18 minutes what smoking weed for the same amount of time would. Well done, #UCB.

Podcasting now, friends. Topics to suggest?

What up, @Earwolf? Guess who just let #NerdPoker get it's feed goo all up in his tablet womb!

And now I shall stealth-follow @BillCorbett . Definitely stealthy.

I hope you're funny, @JennyJohnsonHi5 , because now I'm internet stalking you!

Good lord, #TheNeighbors is awful. Why does anyone like this?

"@laurenlapkus: In Santa Fe and just saw Santa Fake http://t.co/6mpzZWJC" That car appears to be screaming.

I'm not used to reacting to the word 'app'. #newsmartphone

I just spent the afternoon thinking about @lennonparham s vagina. Thanks, Earwolf, now I have a decision to make!

Assassin's Creed III http://t.co/Gd2KZ70R via @sharethis

Rock Band Blitz http://t.co/DtfNUygX via @sharethis

F*ck you, Lilly. #walkingdeadgame

Sleeping Dogs http://t.co/q9pPTr5f via @sharethis

Who does casting for #BoothAtTheEnd ?

Really, #ohsit? Musical chairs and Wipeout? You should feel bad about this.

'Some of the best moments of being alive are having someone change your mind.' @WGladstone said this, and now I am following him for it.

My nephew is nerding out on The Maw. Well done, @twisted_pixel, now he`ll never not be a virgin!