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Maybe they (chanceton / hug-lives) saw this coming and starting walking into the ocean with pockets full of rocks, staring off into the horizon. They said goodbye and went to a place where new RSS episodes never stopped, and we all get to talk about our 'challenge free agents' fantasy league that our friends put together (this is a real thing). Their much deserved fame is kind of like when the person you're dating gets a cool promotion or something, and they have this new responsibility in life. They really want to 'stay the same' and 'be there for you' but you know it will never be the same. Before you know it, they're dressing like Gordon Bombay in Mighty Ducks 2 and staying out late drinking all night with 'co workers'. The coke stains and the bags under the eyes. The Icelandic whores...

You guys I got to meet Eugene Mirnman on tuesday night. All I can say about the experience is that it will probably be turned into a bit about nervous / anxious graphic designers asking "so did you like everything?" too many times. This then led into an awkward arm thrusting chant, "WE DID ITTTTTTT". Also I was purposely trying to not get drunk because I didn't want to be that drunk asshole guy who is overly excited and talkative, but I was that guy because as much as I tried, I totally got drunk. So look for that.

I just love how the first bit where they talk over the song kept going for so long. those riffs and shreddings from sean were so freakin' gnar It also didn't bother me at all, or take me out of the funny, that sean was doing a Peter Frampton song and not a Santanass song. He could of done a more obvious one like 'black magic women' but I totally agree with his choice there.

wanted so bad to be first... not first. 3:13am

2:34. still working. hating my life. still no ep. but it's cool cause i'm that special kind of slap happy tired / drunk making tables of financial figures has never looked so fun. Here in Negraska or Oklahoma or wherever.

I can't do it... I can't read all of this before Midnight. I feel like that song "love on a real train" is playing from Risky Business while I scramble to scroll through what is now intense archival research known as the hollywood hanbook forums. Does anyone get this much forum love? Frills dawg? I'm pulling an all nighter at work to get an Annual Report done for an "art museum" that may or may not be called the "cincinnati art museum" and I thought I might take a break to read forums, but there's just too much... it's just too sexy / scary... it's just... (I've been in this position many times before and I can tell you with experience that the new ep does not come at midnight. You have to wait for that shit. I don't actually know when it drops, but I know It's not at the drop of the new day or whatever.

I lived in Connecticut for three years. Sean lived in Connecticut. We have so much in common!

If I could have asked Anders any quueeesstiioonnnn I would have asked him....... Anders, What was it like to see Zack Effron's Dick?

That's amazing

I'm on this.

I'm sorry about your stupid ex girlfriend dude. I bet her new skeleton boy friend is totally lame and doesn't get very cool boners, even though he probably has a literal bone for a dong. you are the king and you are doing great. I love that there is this whole world of these amazing bands that never got as big as other bands from their respective eras. So there is like all this awesome weird dutch Psych and shit. Honestly any Psych mixtape that Aquarium Drunkard puts out is going to be pretty amazing, and you'll get lots of shit out of it. Hip Hop heads and Psych enthusiast will apreciate these Mix Tapes that Edan put out years ago. It's like the 'Edan Radio show' or something. He's got this thing he did for redbull music acedemy which is cool, but the one he put out in like 2009 is way awesome because it's just him in his living room playing amazing tracks. http://www.rbmaradio.com/shows/edan-headphone-highlights alright. later again

SO also the show was really funny. I liked when Dave Thomas fuckin' shut down multiple restaurants. I wish I had that kind of pull in my town. If you could shut some shit down what would it be? me? I guess it'd have to be downton abbey themed restaurant where you have to own a human in order to eat there. And if you don't own a human you can rent one for a reasonable fee. It's not that I don't agree with "owning humans" it's just that the bathroom smelled like some real old person shit and I'm done, sorry for the mass posts, I just gotta bulk do it kinda thing.

Just heard that today. CLEMENTSSS!!!!

My friends shot their video in this old Mason Lodge my other friend bought in bellvue Kentucky. It's a dirty trashy place which is why it's so gnarly. But yeah they're good for sure.

That New Swears video has a special place in my heart... I HATE the fact that I'm turning fucking 30 in two months and I never rage with my fucking dudes like I used to like that. If you ever want to hear I was in a band called 'pack of strays' (sort of as a joke but sort of not) and we have a similar video but not nearly as good. It was inspired by mean jeans 'steve don't party no more' which when I say 'inspired' I mean it's just a bunch of us partying and shit. sorry to get so real, but I DID say I was going to get drunk and get on the forums tonight. after all it is thursday.

See if you can't vibe on this

Alright... I don't want to do this, but I feel like I need to. For my therapy and shit. So my Therapist has me working through my fear of too scary things such as ghosts and skelingtons as you all probably know. It's been quite the fucking terrible adventure. I recently was tasked with going to a group skelington 'gathering' where real life skellingtons meet and scare normal humans all night. I can't lie it was the most terrifying thing I've ever done... You guys have no idea. You think these fun gifs of skellingtons dancing, playing bone flutes, and flicking the camera off in a cool rebellious way are scary, Imagine that you're in the fucking pits with them. It's, for lack of many better words, scary. So basically I started off the night with some skepticism. I hung close to the wall as to not bring too much attention to myself as seen here in this photo (I documented the night for proof that I actually went through this 'hair raising' experience. Also I may look completely drunk but I am! I had to, it's the only damn way to get through something like this). Did I mention these skellingtons also surf? Don't even fucking ask dudes and two to three girls. Later the group banded together and started harassing human beings. At this point I had to put on the rest of my costume to blend in as a real life skellington. I could only stand Idly by as the persecuted and verbally assaulted innocent peds (pedestrians). I was so scared that I had to remove myself from the situation all together and plant myself in a different room. Where I stood quietly until... We all went surfing in a graveyard! (which for some reason was very nicely documented and edited to panda bear... I don't know which of the nights creatures was responsible for this, but I hesitate to give them props seeing is how they are not of the living world.) https://vimeo.com/23618312 Unless one of you have come face to face with a dracular, or a fuckin god damn wolfmin, or a monster squad, or a stephen king, or a johnny depp in that stephen king movie where he's in a cabin or whatever, or a fucking tarantula, or a smaug, or dare I say an outer spacemin, or a that 'little person' episode of twin peaks, or any x files episode ever made, or later that other scary show called 'millennium' that inspired may fathers around the country to go buy a gun, Than I don't want to hear it anymore ma braz but keep it real, sorry this post was so long. Just miss yall is all edit: Also if any of you are in or near the cincinnati area next Tuesday come to Bogarts and see Eugene Merrmann. It'll be fun and we can hang out and meet irl

You guys seriously... Where is Chanson? Do I have to ask every week?

Holy shit I'm walking waving franticaly at the bus!!! It's Thursday already!!! I'm on my mobile device checking this right now, (Samsung galaxy x 10 / kindle fire) so bummed. Ima go home tonight, get drunk, and like and comment alllllll night baby. Showshowbro I'm gonna hit u up this weekend. Got a good story about jordy cabrewing

Hey, So I used to live in green point. A bunch of my friends live in bushwick, so i still get up there every couple of months to hang out. Next time I do i'll let you know and we can shred or something. The whole jordy thing is actually pretty great because it comes with a voice as well. It's like a mixture of the surf guy from youtube meets a lispy like crust kid that sounds a little like christian slater from gleaming the cube. He's wayyyy more difficult to understand however. Idk let me know if you want to colab on some little bits of comedy, i'd be more than happy to introduce you to Jordy's cousin. However the other kind of funny thing you is you never actually get to meet Jordy, he's just this legend that they're always talking about. He's always getting hurt to obviously. But it's usually always "cool because he still shreds" but anyway, I'm totally down that'd be fun. Let me know how it goes I'll listen for sure to check it out.

Shit I missed the train again... BJ, Do you think it's rude to have a party in your building and not invite the three other people that live in your building to said party? Do you think that it would be a kind gesture to simply make your fellow neighbors aware of the party, seeing is how you're going to have to experience the party through thin walls? With that said, how much fun would it be to get to know the new people in your building via said party? Dave, How much were you inspired by Wayne's World for the creation the couch dudes on SCTV? Seems like you guys pretty much just ripped off the concept and re-contextualized it to fit your audience. Also is Canada people really funny? Oh and also I once watched this shitty movie with John Candy and everyone was like "no it's good it's classic it's John Candy" and I was like, "no it's really not guys" Is John Candy funny? Like in a way that is actually funny given the context of comedy at the time? Was comedy just not that funny when he was considered "funny" or is it the internet? Because the internet? Comedy Candy internet canada?

I can't wait to get my mitts on this one...

Honestly I don't know but I truly believe he should get a gold tooth to replace it. I happen to know for a fact that it's cheaper than porcelain or whatever the fuck they use that looks normal teef, and it looks way cool like Ludacris and mystical rappsting on the same song.

Where did he go?