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I gotta treck road bike from 83. I have a lil bmx jammer I don't really ride but around the neighborhood. I actually did have a dyno with black mags when I was a kid. Before that shit was "cool' in 07

old but good? http://www.heard-words.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Crystal-Castles-madonna.jpg

Scoop Troop. check out this cool picture I took driving down the street the other day. I'm pretty sure this is Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett filming a movie in cincinnati. I'm really fucking good at poporazziing!!!! totally got like a really good shot. shit yeah. by the way Michael Bay of Pigs Crystal Heart is incredible. What is wrong with the bubble kid, why would they ever think he should take his shirt off...

god damn yes

so simple it's perfect.

I know I'm so late to the game on this, blame my stupid fucking job... Can I just say how f ing sick that v is. Could go a little deeper in my opinion. I'm more of a scoop neck man myself right now though. *edit okay so now i realize I am supposed to make a funny joke about the v. um... Sean's V is so deep you have to get really high to talk to it... or be on it's level, otherwise you would brush it off as some bullshit ramblings of a stoner asshole. *edit again And then you get in an argument about practicality of realistic expectations vs fantastical pipe dreams. You warm up to the thoughts that are suggested and begin to reminisce of your party days and experimental mind sets.You find yourself feeling light and happy as you lay on the ground with the lights off listening to the 'this is the end' or something by the doors. You realize you've been talking to a literal shirt for two hours in a basement room, in the dark. As you 'come down' you find you're scared... too scared. You are un able to discern logic. You hear animal collective shit from like five years ago playing in the distance. To be specific it's Banshee beat. You run upstairs and that shirt, that one... fucking... deep—est v, is fucking your girlfriend. You contemplate running out in embarrassment, but you confront the situation. You simply suggest that this needs to stop. The room is filled with smoke and smells of cigarettes. The shirt looks up at you. You realize you're still completely drugged, this was all a set up. You fall to the ground as the shirt walks to your now lifeless body, you get a boner...

Jordon, What was it like to work with friend and Cincinnati local/ambassador Andre Hyland on the daily habit? Thanks guys

Dude don't fucking make skitchin' jokes on here please. My cousin jordy severed his spine in a skitchin' accident after he severed it the first time in a surfing accident. Just hits hard still, it's cool though he still shreds. Side note: I too love learning more about Mark. I need more of Mark's backstory. Also the audio book i reco is Just a Guy: Notes from a Blue Collar Life by Bill Engvail. He's going to have you bussin' up with some good clean fun for your friends and co workers while you're at the site building whatever piece of shit walmart of fucking strip mall you're building.

I had to go to catholic school for 8 years of my life, which is probably why I'm not a catholic now. It basically taught me that like every fucking war was started by religion and shit. I do remember actually praying to god for a girl to like me in like 4th grade. I wanted her to like me and not the kid she was "going out" with.

This episode was incredible... Loved it, loved the beach pranks, the bazongas, the fingering robot! What does a fingering robot even look like? Wait no, that is actually a real thing. Also the george Lucas bit with Sean is on the best of Improv for humans vol. 4. It's my favorite.

YOU GUYS! The Challenge Free Agents! That is all.

I will just say... I love this.

I've missed the forums so much this week. So mad I haven't been able to get on until fucking friday dude! good postingsss guyssss and two girls. my question: Zach, why didn't you enter the boner zone when that blonde girl with the whip cream bikini offered herself to you? see you guys this weekend!

This is so perfect. Um... and also I would say, this is a big stretch and in no way relates to my own personal life and experience with older siblings... butttt if he happens to have a younger brother who is expressing interest in the Green day Dookie album, go ahead and let him borrow your copy of 'kerplunk'. That will totally get you in with the family and into the heart of your desired loved one, and then you guys can have loud sex next to said little brothers bedroom when your parents are at work after school. but he's got kerplunk and he can play it on his headphones GOODLUCK!

I actually really love ed roth, ironically, and post ironically (I did just actually use that term). I think a part of me really hated what his illustration style influenced. If you've ever been a part of actual hot rod culture in the 90s in Louisville, Kentucky you would understand the hatred. When I was a kid, my dad would drag me to these things and I can't tell you how many just awful people have some really terrible 'taz' art inspired by ed roth. Don't get me wrong taz is really cool now, post ironically. Kind of like norm core.. However that said his shit is amazing and the tracks you posted are equally amazing. I have a friend who only gives ricky ratt tattoos and I can't tell you how many times i've almost got one. also forums friends, sorry me and shoshobro got off on this tangent. Also I was kind of hoping someone would do a Ghost in the Shell joke about Agata. Has anyone done that yet? I imagine that someone thought about it, but then thought about how not funny that would be. Then decided not to do it. Good thing I didn't do it... Ghost in the Agata... Also I didn't realize how scary that would be to simply suggest a ghost again on the forums this week... What the fuck. Btw I'm in Gatlinburg this weekend. Have any of you lo lifes ever been here!? It's the biggest tourist trap ever and I must say, it's just incredible. I've already purchased a full bear face shirt and a coon skin hat. So fudge yalllllllll I mean there is a lot of fudge here, and I will probably purchase some of that after I pay money to see "live bears" across the street from a 'lumber jack fued dinner and song show' This is the nightmare america you all know and love and i'm in the heart of it soaking up every juicy morsel.

RIP Jordy's legs

1. eff yeah ma brah. I got like the sickest design on the back of my cruiser. It's a 'ricky ratt' doing like a cool thing in a hotrod. But the hotrod is spinning it's tires so hard that they've like, bunched up and distorted. And the ratt is way to big for the hotrod he's knees are all bunched up into his chest. And of course there are flames everywhere. 2. Duh dude. Me and my fucking cousin Jordy entered. Our band is called Jordy and gnardawgies. He fucking severed his spine in a surfing accident trying to ride a wave that some non locals thought was a party wave. He's cool about it though he still shreds and shit. and i hope these yuppie shit head tourist realize this isn't a party wave dude.

Dude, just got so blazed deep... effin freakin' high baby.

Give him a copy of Blade Runner on lazer disk. Or you could give him a copy of vibes on lazer disk.

Your new radio show is good. I support it.

I'm really glad someone noticed and called attention to Hayes' funny mmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmm thing he does. Jobs is on Netflix. I highly recommend it if you're in the mood for a good laugh.

Eat my jorts

Scott Soccermon. He loves Soccer and Rasta stuff. Like 'gangja', and 'Ja'

Hi Josh Plural. I too am named Josh. How much did you hate growing up with this name. How many other josh's were in your class. I went to catholic school so I had two other josh's in my class and it stayed that way till 8th grade. It probably didn't help that the other josh's were way cooler than me and got chicks and stuff. You guys were probably the cooler josh's weren't you? fuckin' hate you guys.