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I tried to like this and my quota is full... so I'm saying I like this.

Also Mr. Sam The normal engineers let us close out the day with a game of 'heads up seven up'. That is a norm around here so you definitely will not get in trouble with the other engineers if we do that. Also we get ecto coolers... and capri suns...

I've been moonlighting as a ghost lately. It's my therapist's way of trying to get me to cope with things that are too scary. So far it's not working at all I hate myself. Literally can't close the bathroom mirror because I'm just too scared something will appear behind me when I do.

Alright read through it. 1. I love this show, I love this forum, I listen to other earwolf podcasts but none of which feel as rad and as special as this one. I don't know why, I feel like I can't explain it (due to time of course), but this show and it's amazing hosts are the best thing to happen to 'casting' ever. 2. Don't cancel it plz. 3. If feel like it's only getting better and better every time I come back. 4. Tuesday is literally my favorite day because of HH. (monday sucks dogs redacted for obvious reasons. wed is alright, but pretty lame. I mean at least it's closer to the weekend. Thursday used to be cool but now people like me pushing 30 feel like I can't rage like I used to on thursdays, plus I usually have to work late anyway. Friday is pretty great but you feel a literal and moral hangover the next day. Saturday you watch netflix all day nursing a hangover, and saturday night is just kind of whatever... Sunday is netflix and cosmos) 5. I'm going to donate once I get done paying my taxes and shit. People in 'middle america' have to do dumb fucking shit like pay parking tickets. Pay their taxes because their company didn't take out the proper amount from their employees checks this year even though they were instructed to do so. Good bye have a good time

I'm just really excited you know my name!!! I still haven't had time to read the forums, but I listened to the episode a record 2nd time while driving to Ikea last night.

Don't have time to look at the forums, I haven't even listened to this episode all the way through. But what i just wanted to say what I have heard has been the funniest shit i've heard in a while.

Paul Shore, One night when I was in college a group of friends and I stayed up late watching encino man. We all agreed that we were for you, which led to a shirt design that simply stated "for shore" Did you like that shirt that I made?

Who's supposed to be the guest tomorrow? Did I miss something? How am I supposed to sleep when I don't know how to mentally prepare myself for what's in store via Hollywood Handbooks? Side note. There is a production company filming a movie with Cate Blanchett and Rooney Marla shooting just a block from where I work in Cincinnati's historic "over the rhine" I went up to the location, yelled her name repeatedly, and was ushered out of the area.

All I heard, all I care about.

Love a good bro out sesh

normcore is cracking me up so much. Where I live, as you may or may not know because it's all i talk about anymore because i'm boring and lame... There are a lot of really cool fucking normcore dressed people. They're just poor people at the homeless shelters. But they're fucking rad

I really love how long that intro is, and how they literally show on their 'cool tv graphic thing' like 20 'big celebs'. He must be really fucking cool

That was one of the best ones too. That and when they told the one guest that they would check out her show at the roxy or something, but then Adam Levine said how he hated the Roxy, and they got in that predicament. I think sean went to the show and saw adam's cold animal eyes staring at him from a hilltop in the distance. I don't remember. I'm going to listen to your podcast now though.

I can't remember who the guest was but she challenged Sean on if he knows people who wake board or not. He went into a little defensive rant about how "of course' he wake boards and shreds and rips and is total gnar. anyway that one is one of my favorites. That and the brian huskey one

I can't believe i've just now noticed that your profil image is the gorilla munch gorilla. Forever loffing

Clearly Rob is not a fan of early food fighters... or the Germs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Smear

1. I finally watched dallas buyers club in my cool 'hip' theater in town even though it's already on 'rentabliity' via redbox... I loved it I think the oxcars were deserved. that's just me yall... 2. If there was a Pilot I would name it, "Guinness to Gabbard" It's about a grumpy old landlord that gets stuck pet sitting a grummmmpy old little pooooooch named Guinness. Pomeranian meets 68 year old man in the middle of a developing urban core. (Is it obvious that I have literally seen this happen and am reaching from personal experience.) ((the developing urban core includes a really fun cast of side characters that could later be developed. We've got the aspirational "hipster" who is a working graphic designer trying to fiind his way in the currently lame midwest landscape. The "too cool for school" fat guy that is more interested in 'indie games' on xbox. The 'hacker guy' that not only loved the movie hackers, but calls himself zero cool... He is actually Gnarly and does real hacker shit which we learn about every week, and he dates a dominatrix who fucks wish real P&G clietns every week, so we get to get a touch of sexiness as well in this world we're building. Finally we've got a cast of supporting characters that are constantly in the midst of 'side projects' like, growing a hot pepper farm, filming music videos, watching 'tim and eric videos' and riding bicycles around the city.... and motorcycles....and having backyard bbq sessions that involve kitty pools and filling them with noodles... I garauntee there will be a show like this soon. I'm just mad I don't know people to produce it now. Fuck yall Love yall From the midwest...

p.p.s. I'm in a really big pickle here buds. Jay said he will not be my best man. Any way you guys could both do it?

Rando Sando. I used to know this guy that worked at star bucks named Randy. He would always bring us sandwiches so we called him Randy Sandwich. Have you ever heard the song 'gonja farmer'? See how i did a rando thing by changing the subject so abruptly.

My friend Caroline has worked with Eugene for years now. She got her start at the Onion, and progressed to producing her own shows with some friends, hence the birth of the name. They were looking for a new look as far as a 'brand' is concerned. So me and my friend AJ have been working on that for like a year. I'm not entirely sure about the details. I know it's Eugene, Caroline, and this girl Julie. They get talent together and have shows under the PGF name, however it's separate from like the stuff Eugene does on his own. Since I don't live in NY anymore I never get to go to said shows, and meet my heros. My friend AJ however does live up there, and every weekend he hurts my soul just a little more going to these shows and meeting these amazing people. The website is just finishing up. I will send it to you when it gets completed. Probably shouldn't have plugged this work until the web is up, but I was up late on saturday and not in my right state of mind via consumption of vodka tonics, some may have been double tall...

So there is this group of people that put on comedy shows that me and my friends just got done doing work for. I think Sean and Hayes could either like them or hate them. I think that they could either like or hate that i'm plugging them on these forums... If you like this shittzzz than maybe you could like this shiiittssz. Saturday. 3:07... did the clocks change? isn't that supposed to happen? It's not that I drank to much and then went on the forums to get dumb, I think it's more like, I drank just enough and then went on the forums. to get dumb. I don't know. If you're in Newyork or on the east coast steez look up these shows? I would if I didn't live in fucking cincinnati. (the next austin/portland/brooklyn/detroit_post_"save_detroit"/minneapolis/alameda/any shit hole in florida 'southbeach'/ your dads basement with a wicked 2004 entertainment center.) It's funny how hard it is to have a good 'comedy scene' in a midwest hellhole like cincinnati, but that's probably because we keep having to go to the sears parking lot to see these bigwigs perform. Love you Jeff Durnham. RIP Jeff Drunhim https://www.facebook...142053815843260

anyone up for a scary jam sesh? get ready to have to call your freakin' mom into the room and turn the gd video off because you're not going to be able to pull yourself from behind your bed the whole time this is playing. no wait I mean...

I work with this dude who's never heard of that before either. That blew my mind, it was one of my favorite things ever. Also, there is this trick if you lay on the floor face down with your eyes closed and someone holds your arms up for like a minute and a half, then slowly starts to lower them. As they get lower, you will swear that your arms are going through the floor. It's really great. You just have to trust that the people doing it to you wont do something gross to you. Like put their nuts on you or something.... gross

that vortext thing you guys were talking about happened some more i think. hot forums again so far. so hot oh yeah

lurking for the weekend