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Back home for christmas. Crazy bored. I've started working on the 'hollywood flag' and It's cracking my shit up. Can't wait to show yallz

I knew you were going to do welcome to erf!!!! This is the best episode yet... fucking great.

So I hate to get serious on here, even though I have been a lot lately. Sorry ma bros and girl (veebs obvs) But I've been curious for a long time if anyone on these forums was actually practicing comedy, or being a performer... or whatever. I don't even know how to put it. But it's really cool that you've taken classes at the UCB and I was wondering if you could comment on that? Ever since I was in my early 20s i've been going to the UCB chelsea to see shows. I have a good friend that's big in the NY comedy scene, and she's kind of been somewhat of an insight into that world. Ive partied with some performers after shows and stuff, but i've never actually thought I myself was funny or interesting enough to pursue something like that. So I guess my question, for andy or anyone who could 'speak on that', is what's it like? Is it fun or is it intimidating? I'm not trying to like start a career in this whole world, but I'm just crazy interested in it. Keep in mind that I'm someone who knows really nothing about this, i've just recently purchased the UCB handbook or whatever because I'm just fascinated and want to learn a bit more. 2. Wheat things. Triscuits are too 'healthy'

Bruce Reid, and Narnold, and whomever else who is catching up on forum culture, I too have tons of tattoos a lot of them are pretty hillarious and terrible in a good way? not sure but maybe i'll know if I still think it's funny when I'm like 40 or something. Anyway, what is the funniest tattoo you have? Why is it funny? Please speak on this? I can lead this to start. I have a ghost vomiting on my shoulder. When i was younger I wanted to do 'banksys' and i thought it would be cool if this was my 'tag' I recognize and realize this is both stupid and stupid. But I don't care, it cracks me up.

Sooooo, did any of you know that we were dealing with this totally awesome person known as our beloved Veebs on this forum? I had no idea how cool you are. BTW it was rude to ask Tera for a cigarette but I would almost definitely do the same thing

1. I worked at Vice when I was younger and there would be 'cool' famous people walking through there all the time. I saw spike Jonzeeee but didn't 'meet' him. Me and my friend are doing some work for Eugene Mirman and he got to meet him... I still have not got to meet him and I'm very upset about this. 2. I'd be cool to meet Eugene... because I feel like I should get to meet him, since my god damn friend got to meet him... fucking friend. 3. Fuji Apple with a grape pre-ban four loko (I realize posting actual information about my life isn't necessarily 'funny' or probably not even 'cool' but for some reason I don't care)

So seeing this post this morning was very surprising.

you guys should do a dramatic reading of : Cool teens and even cooler parents, getting ahead in this 'internet crazed' society. Keep it 'crunk' but keep it positive. It's a working title, but I really think the kids at the youth group are going to think I myself am a cool mon.

I liked the Jake Folgenest episode. I liked when he did the download 15. Do you guys blackout?

You guys, I had to skip all the forum and not read any of it yet because i'm so excited to announce my new Holiday Sale. Veebs asked for it, and we got it. Hollywood Handbook shirts. Hayes... Sean... Ask earwolf if we can make these because idk bout you bros, but I want one. If earwolf doesn't listen to our demands let's just make them ourselves and get sued by Scott saucer-mon We got my favorite, the simple but chill bro version. (obviously these are all tank tops, figured that was pretty obvious why) Next, by request of our favorite Hollywood Handbook Lady Veebs, the "Chilled out bro-ling" And lastly, not to big of a departure here, but it could be funny to have a composition notebook shirt. Look, it's just an idea you don't have to criticize it.

Veebs crushing it again. If you need help making this shirt let me know. I sort of know how to make shhirtssss.

You guys, I agree with chans own that you're my bros. I'm gonna be in NYC again this weekend. Mostly brklyn. What should I do? What I cannn tell you will most likely happen is lots of raging. I mean, I'm a little worried one of us might not make it through the weekend. and probably a really drunk post. however... Anyone have any ideasasss? I think we're getting drunk tattoos tomorrow night, so please don't suggest that because I know you were probably going to.

too scary

Funny sode dudes

Maybe we should abandon the forums and see what happens... I feel like it's too late to do that. I love you all too much now. btw, American Horror Stories season 2 on netflix. I only have two words to describe it... Very Scary. There is not nearly enough butts and side boobs to keep me from feeling safe and 'un scared' DO NOT WATCH THIs show. There's even a franklinstein in it i think.

Hey Not the Narnold, I think you missed what I was hoping to happen here. I was really hoping that you and I could get in a heated debate about the Steelers vs. The Bengals. It seems like everyone who lives here loves to talk about how much they hate the steelers, and I assumed it was the same in Pittsburgh. I don't really care, but we could pretend to 'get into it'

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time." — Nelson Mandelz

Not the Narnold. I am just now realizing you are from Pittsburgh. I assume you're a huge sport head like myself. I'm at the sports all the time, you name it i'm playin' it, accept cricket because all things british are totally boring including their comedies. But, our two cities have a big football rivalry. Speak on that?

ugh HAYES!!! if you look closely on this video you can catch him briefly at the end. He was ALWAYS seeing if he could top everyone around him with his sick stunts and jumps and ramps. #prayforhay_es

Damnit!!! I effin' knew it. I've been telling Hayes for years to switch it up to a Puch or something. He insisted on 'throwing a kit on' his tomos. I was like, "listen man, we're talkin' 70 cc!!!! you're going to regret this bro. Besides, you don't want that step through shitttt" I truly hope your butt's okay and I feel your pain road dawgy. Wild Hog's Heck's Angels, we are praying for you ma brav. *Hayes at the latebirds rally last year.

Guys... I guess we should talk about it. I'm surprised our dear host haven't brought it up yet. Brian had tendency to use the nitrous a little bit too early in a race. Dom would look over his left shoulder (out of his 98 rx-7) and clearly state to Brian, and all of us... To soon... I think we can all reflect on this right now p.s. Actually sort of sad about this honestly. I've loved to hate to love this dude since high school first Paul walk memory, fast and furious 1 (my favorite point break remake), loved it, leaving the theater in manchester connecticut and joining a bunch of people in doing burn outs in my 91 civic hatch back. What's your first paul walk memory?

Veebs, love you girl, gotta say, Mario galaxy was too much of a gimmick to me. The physics were cool, but the gameplay and story lacked compared to marios in the past... in my opinion. Zelda lost me after ocarina of time, but that probably shows my age. I celebrated it, I ate it all kinds of food and drank all kinds of alcohol in front of my parents. I'm not sure if you've ever tried to get drunk in front of your parents, but it's impossible, they judge you the whole time. Im' not exactly sure what my mom is getting for christmas. My brother bought the gifts already and I just have to pay for half. She will not know this is our process for buying her gifts and I will try my best to pretend I really put my heart into purchasing the gift. I've had so many blogs that i've forgotten about that I stopped trying. But it's funny to go back and re read them. A dog was given to me in an attempt to save a failing relationship and though I was very apprehensive about it, he was one of the best things to happen to me and taught me a lot about responsibility.

I don't own a TV. I don't doo tv's dude. but my parents own a big one, with a couple recliners around it. DID YOU KNOW!!!??? there's a show on tv about a guy who sees monsters like goblins and draculars and mary shelly's, called grum. THENN after that shit, there's a show ABOUT DRACULAR called DRACULAR!!! I guess friday is officially the scariest night on tv. I had no idea. Don't invite a dracular into your house otherwise it will seduce you. male of female dracular. male or female victim.

Driving everywhere is really cool. I hate cities that have trains and shit.

Damien, Are you tired?