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I finally feel like me, sean, and hayes can relate to something on a 'bigger' level than what we're used to. I myself have a significantly large problem with my co workers or clients or potential clients, reaching out with eyes as wide as saucers, and grabbing big ol' handfuls of my redacted. It becomes increasingly frustrating when I'm presenting work in a meeting or something, and i'm constantly having hands all over my redacted. It's gotten to the point where I have to just keep on going with my business while the other party is 'handful' deep on the redacted train. My magnetic pull is not limited by gender either so you can only imagine how difficult it is to get through my day. On weekends I don't even leave the house in fear of people like the homeless guy digging in my trash out back, manhandling my redacted while i'm taking my dog out to piss. I got into a bar fight the other day at the local 'irish pub' and amidst all the smashing glasses and broken chairs, there's.... you can imagine where it goes from here.

These are very good questions, but I wanted to elaborate a little bit on these if you wouldn't mind Valerie. 1. Do you feel like the scoop troop is really digging into the bare bone depths of the scoops? One would think that if the scoop troop was really as into the scoops as much they said they were they would be really interested in scoops about hollywood hot shots at fancy art hotels eating lunch with their children and having a scary strange man come up to them and ask them about their most un interesting movies which they weren't even in and would probably like to forget that they were in. You would think if a scooper had happened to scoop this scoop up and plop it up on the forums they would have like 40 likes by now... 2. Boners can be weird. Do you love Whitney Cummings stand up routine on boners and dicks in general? Are you sad she doesn't have a show anymore? When you say her name do you say it with an empadis on the WH-iiiii-tt-nnn-aaa-yyy? 3. And finally, Have you seen Bridesmaids? Very powerful.

I really hope being smart is not a requirement... I also hope that being able to read is not a requirement either...

Elle, How excited are you to be the first girl on Hollywood Handbook. Hopefully you can control your urge to kiss the hosts the entire time. Couple hunks if you know what i mean.

Scoop Troopers! Got a little bit of a scoop for you guys. So as you may or may not know I am in New York (really cool i know i'm really important), on 'business' I might add (even cooler, baller not on a budget). Also I am in fact staying at the Americano, one of Chelsea's premier hotels or whatever i don't know. THIS literally just happened, went outside for a cig, saw this big tour bus and I was like, "i wonder what famous person that is?". In walks my main dawg Keith Urban!!!! It gets better, who do you think is hand and hand. My main honey dip Nickky Kidmane. Their just hanging out getting lunch, it's no big deal. They may or may not be staying here, and I may or may not be going up to the bar late night on the roof, and purchasing like fuckin' $18 vodka tonics, that aren't even double or tall, and sit there waiting for my two favorite people to come up and join me so we can watch american pickers together. Anyway, yes this is actually true which i think is funnier than if it wasn't true. And if you're thinking about it, yes I already went up to nicole kidman and politely said "I loved your work in Top Gun" She leaned over to me and said in her aussie accent "i wisn't en Top Gin" and then I was like, "oh i'm so sorry I meant Daytona's of Lightning and Thunders" Needless to say it went really well.

You guys I haven't been able to listen to the ep. yet! I'm still in New York City aka The City, and I have to tell you I've had a really good time. While I haven't been able to sit down for 1 hour and listen to a podcast, my hotel room, which is in the over designed mexican owned la americano has cable!!! I've watched #american pickers, Storage wars, pit boss, chealse is late, espn (sport heads unite amirite?), among many other shows. How's the city you ask? I haven't been outside yet. It just seems so scary. But They just got a motorcycle on american pickers. Now I accidentally sat on the remote and changed the channel to a christian mingle commercial! and I must say, I ammm iinteresstedddd ax men sunday at 9 on history. i'm drunk again

i'm in New York City this week guys. If I can make it here, I'm doing a great job. its cold today though.

Paul Rust, What's the funniest thing you've done in an improv scene? Please don't say stealing the beard off of Tom Petty, because i already know that one. (Also i know 'funny' is subjective, but i mean funny to you, like you couldn't believe you did that or something.)

Wooooowwwww... Franklin MuNiz. Now this has been something I as a scoop trooper have been waiting for. I guess if I could dig deep and really dig into something from my past as a long time franki mun fan, I would ask, how much fun was it to work on Breaking bad?

Agreed, crackin' me up over here.

Engineer bread been out on jury duty?

Andrew sandberg did this funny thing where he got his right foot stuck in a bucket while he was walking to a crime scene. He struggled to get it off of his foot, but unfortunately he couldn't use his hands because he was holding a bunch of grocery bags. As he stumbled through the alley way, he became more and more flustered, finally falling into a carefully placed kiddy pool filled with mud and yucky things. Needless to say he became very frustrated at his situation and used his gun to take his frustrations out on a small animal of some sort. Cut to a shot of the guy from the state. He's eating a Cheese burger, but get this, he pulled the cheese burger out of a fucking Taco Bell / KFC bag!!! They don't serve cheese burgers at the combination pizza hut and taco bell!!! oh man it was a hoot.

Oh my god dudes, Ok so Sean's shirt inspired me to search the web and check out what other cool shirt ideas there are, so that I could purchase said shirt and feel one step closer to reaching the stars. Your not gonna believe it. These shirts are from threadlings.org and I'm almost certain they are ripping you guys off!!! I truly feel like you guys should get some royalty checks or something, and I should probably get a finders fee, but of course we can work all that out later.

DEATHMAN if you could please not tell anyone about this show, and do your best to keep it 'cool' that would be great... thank you

btw. erika thompson just got the award for best post. I feel like we all need to step our shit up now. Fucking great.

This episode was great. 1. Paul Fuckmachine Tompkins is doing alright and is pretty funny. 2. Emanual Day Lewis is truly an american treasure.

I need to stop getting drunk and commenting on these forums.

Chanson, You're obviously missing the point of the Bill O Rihley experiment. This in itself is the ultimate art piece sean has been working on. He is creating a living piece that evolves with humanity. It's informed by the viewer and times, and it so cleverly captures what it truly means to be a human in these times. He's playing both sides of the coin... or fence... or whatever you want to call it, and if I do say so myself, he's holding up a fuckin' big ol mirror and saying, "take a look dude... take a fucking look" bravo Sean Hayes

Paul, We've all got our one chance in heaven, everyone's heaven is different... Luckily for us, our version of heaven is getting to ask you one question... Please now.. could you please answer OcterDoctopusen's question??? How... HOW, do you stay in what we've so cleverly called the 'funny zone' when you are acting in scenes, pitted with one of the worlds greatest. That's right I'm talking about the man who played an irish man the boxer, and the man with two red shoes, and that other movie where he got arrested in england for being irish and wrongfully accusesed. That's right I'm talking about the late the great Emmanuel Day lewis Day. I can't possibly Imagine holding up your chops next to such a great, AND bring the laughs... especially when he's being all serious and dumb.

What is PT Anderson like... and how do I retain my current girlfriend, and make her not hate my guts. Also, Is there anything you've worked on that you really wish you hadn't and why? exp, I wish I hadn't agreed to help my girlfriend with her music recording endeavors. Now i'm tasked with the insane job of telling her 'yeah babe, your voice sounds really good dude'

1. Um... Probably be a stripper for pretty much nothing than experiencing the rush of lettin' ma nerdz rope hang all out. Seems like it could be a thrill, plus i've heard that the babes are all crazy. I'm talking dancing bear kind of stuff... babes. 2. They're funny in a Kramer meets george kind of way. Or a Jerry meets Ross kind of way maybe. 3. I'm thinking he's more of a microwaved activia? P.S. - learning from your mistakes is the new orange is the new black is the new hottness

So wait, George Klooney actually put a bunch of cat litter boxes with human shit in the teasers of all his cast and crew? Classic Kloons

Showshowbro, I think this is a great idea. A couple of years ago I did a short film based on the hit thriller 'black swan', called 'regular colored swan'. This sounds like the perfect forum to let some like minded bros watch eachothers work. Lets do it. Also I haven't even listened to this episode yet, is it awesome?

So I just listened to how did this get made... sorry bros, it was on accident. I'm sure because he's a fan... not because it's a new show on earworlf, Pauls Scheeren was plugging this new show. I'm pretty sure he called you guys, Sean and Hayes, one person known as Sean Hayes. Sean Hayes is a one cool dude.