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I finally feel like i'll be able to break into hollywood. Are all you fellow freaks and geeeks and misfits and thin lizzy fans ready to get paid dude? Better hit the gym buds, We're gonna be sittin' pretty in like two or three months (depending). Btw Hayes, I can totally relate. I've been getting all these calls for what i'm assuming is appearances for auditions or court or something ever since i accidentally took my pants and underwear off at the sony lot children's play ground. Try as hard as you would like my friend, but fame is a little floozy named destiny. who may or may not be a child. look i recognize that i'm not funny alright.

holy shit the new show preview is amazing.

I love it

Talking about the process could be cool to hear? How do you really get into the 'funny zone'.

I have no clue why I started listening to the Reality Show Show, but it quickly became my favorite 'cast' ever. Loved it... love it. I know you guys are a brand, I know you guys are basically in a elite class of untouchables and hollywood 'who's who crew'. But for real I think I liked the show so much because as a listener you guys seem like genuinely cool dudes. Just want you to know, I've never taken off my podcast hat (it has a middle finger right in the middle of it and says "come at me" it doesn't say bro, but you know what it's getting at). No it was not sent to me from the host of the amazing chase, and you better believe i don't know his fucking name either, however I will continue to wear this in memory of Hayes and Sean and the best show ever about the worst shows ever.

I feel like this is a good opportunity to get someone from here... To design the show profile image for the new show. Just let me know over this platform. On the realnizz I've always admired the reality show show bus illustration and hand done typography. So who ever, or whom ever did that one did a really good job. Plus I like how it conceptually alludes to the horribleness of the content without literally showing like honey boo boo or something stupid like that. I also often wondered how much, if any of the materiel worked on this show carried over into your other projects? You've inspired me to be a chilled out bro.

There really isn't any way to have a draculer, or frankstein be 'un' scary. These monstars were solely created to bury fear deep into our hearts. I've never fucking seen the mummy staring brendon frazier, and you better believe i'm not gonna see that shit... Also I don't do halloween and try to encourage my friends to dress up as something more on the zany side like cereal box person or like a funny celeb that's popular on TV at the moment. Like Ellen or Jeremy Kyles.

wow... What can I say? I mean, I really need help on coming up with something 'funny' to say because I am just not a funny person. I just feel like this is really my time to shine on the forum, and I REALLY don't want to fucking blow it right now...

I can't read

theannimal, you don't know me! you don't know my main dood Teej, you don't know my two best buds sean and hayes. They come over like all the time and so does teej and we hang out... we actually don't watch reality tv which is strange. We eat mac and cheese and watch jennifer aniston movies, before she broke up with brad pitt.

Please be careful whom you call low self-esteem.

Andy Kneis that song is incredible

I'm gonna punch theannimal in the face@!!!!!!! #imsorry #justkidding #hopeyoucleanitup #budz

As a current Resident of Cincinnati, I can personally say that it's kind of awful. But sort of cool. Yall got me bussin' up

So Good

Glad you guys touched on Edan a little bit. He kills. What about the world of White producers like Peanut Butter Wolf, Cut Chemist, and House Shoes.

SHARK TANK WEEK!!!!!!!!!!?? GEt ONn IT

fuckin' hot status. when I was in jury duty for that one high profile court case that was all the rage when that dude did that thing, that one time, about 4 years ago. with that girl. I would just sit there and try to match the pitch of the airconditioning unit with a slight hum... WHen i could get my hum to match the air conditioner it would resonate and make this really cool sound in my brain. Still don't even really know what that case was about. by the way you guys seen vibes?

you came back!

The thing I love about you guys so much is how sarcastic you are. But I also hate it in times like these... If you guys are taking a break, You guys are stupid jerks................... bummed to the maxx. Hayes... you're hilarious, your laugh will stay with me forever. Sean... The first time I met you, was on some commercial for a phone where you mis understood the lyrics for a clash song and ultimately agreed to 'lock the cash box' and i've loved you guys ever since. PISSED!!! (i tried to do a joke/photoshop where I would photoshop your heads onto the promo image of how did this get made, and make a joke about how now I would have to listen to how did this get made again... but the voice is on right now. and one of the contestants is talking about her financial struggles... I really need to watch this instead.) If this is real, my tuesday's suck dick balls now. fuck you guys #iloveyoudickfaces@realityshowshowdotcommeetspunchingyouinthefacehyphinshakiraandblake4life

Why don't you guys have a 'welcoming video' like most of the other earwolf podcasts?

I lived in Tolland Connecticut in high school. I used to go to Boston all the time, because it is in fact true that Boston is the biggest city in Connecticut. So really I think what Sean doesn't seem to be understanding... when we were texting about this tragedy last week... is simply that my town was closer to Boston than his... That really sat me down you guys. I mean you just had to hop right on 84... for god like 25 or 30 minutes, and then take 90 for maybe and hour and a half. shit... I don't want to make this about me... but oh my god dudes...

It's surprising how much vibes is strikingly similar to 8mm

You guys are a couple of chuckle houses... (I don't know if i want you to talk about 'ready for love' or if i'm just fucking scared of it)

So I know this doesn't have anything to do with this week's episode... But I thought I'd create a homage to my favorite episode, beat that chocolate. I want to go on record that when I saw this episode of shark tank, I felt really bad for telling my girlfriend that I thought this lady looked like of a compost pile. I felt really terrible for saying that. It made me feel like a grade a jerk when I agreed with her response, saying that she reminded her of a slop hole that small minded animals would feed and bath at. We both just felt awful...