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It was so gnar ma mon. around 2:00 trevor suggested we play strip never have I ever, which was awesome because us doodz finally got to see Katie's big ol tits. You got real weird with that one chick who is definitely like not attractive, and now the whole school is gonna know you banged her bro. Also that one girl asked Adam to pee on her near the pool, so she could fulfill a fantasy of hers, but then be able to quickly jump into the pool and wash the urine off. I found that more interesting than anything, in fact i've been pondering that moment all sunday. Oh also you tricked David into thinking he was texting a hot babe who was like ready to bone, but really he was texting a gay guy, who was then texting us relaying the situation back. He got David to send him a 'chubbed up' dick pic, and when we revealed the prank to David he wondered off and cried all night. We fuckin' got him dude!!! WE FUCKIN' GOT HIM!!!!!!!

Magnum P.I. Getting in fights at bars with your friends and accidentally throwing the wrong person down the stairs, realizing this apologizing for this and then becoming friends with said person. Sugi Otis House sitting for your parents and getting the house all to your self this weekend!!! (I'm talkin' fuckin' pool side baby, and cable tv all day mother fucker) Hoping your brother doesn't come over and RUIN your sick ass weekend you have planned the world is boners *this post is extra awful because I'm sober

Stefi must be such a fuckin' babe.

You guys, I turn fucking 30 on monday. I'm going to be 'an old'.

That's because I don't...

Oh my god sinbad!!?? Can you comment on the shopping habits of genders and races?

You guys! Look at what I found for Hayes and Seans (can we please comment on the sweet 'goosebumps' style type on the front) I immediately thought I needed to share this with our two favorite hosts. I got really scared as you might imagine, but as you know i've been trying to work through these moments in my life that render me completely useless. If anyone could benefit from this It's me and you guys and Hayes and Sean, and possibly sam or cody. Has anyone ever felt 'too scared'? (don't lie plz) I just want take a moment to point out all the thrilling and chilling sounds. 'Screams - Falling Scream - Cackle - Withces Laughter - Howling - Ghost - Groans - and last but not least... Mob Scene??? (is that a scene from that show on HBO with Small Gandolf? I'm also excited about 'Baying Dogs and Snarling Dogs'... oh and also Crickets might work nicely to help me 'go to sleep' or whatever. Or it also might be nice to play when you read this and imagine only crickets are playing because of how not funny this is? So anyway, I packaged this up and sent it off to ma bros. Hope they find it handy. I put a note in there, because it felt like the right thing to do. Also look at this scary ass cat on the back amongst a witches brew and like skulls and shit, next to my fucking face. Hope you get the care package Hayes and Sean. I also included some Deviled Eggs that my mom made at the beginning of the Summer. They smelled justtt rightt. I would appreciate it if you let the smell of the eggs that are devillld fill up the room while you close your eyes and go on this spooky journey.

You guys, I bought Hayes and Sean a gift, and will be sending it tomorrow. I'm going to box it up and document the process tonight. I'll post on forums tomorrow, I think you guys are going to be really excited and or scared.

what's up

My sexual Pref is like, babbeeeeessssss with the biggest buttz and bewbzzzzz (this is tasteless I'm sorry Freja, I try to imagine that I have more respect for women irl)

RAD MOBILE!

1. you used to live with dude from cerebral ballzy!?!?! Holy shit we need to be friends like fast. 2. Animal chin is probably the best skate vid. I'm more of a 'video days' kind of guy but I get it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Rx4gbMN08 2a. Sho Sho bro, you are awesome. 3. I would normally never do this because I don't know if this music is "good" or "bad" but yeah. pack of strays... this was once a thing... http://packofstrays.bandcamp.com/

Chanson, I probably don't say it enough. But you're actually a really fucking cool dude. hope to come to Seattle some day

Yes yessssss, Yoni is like a local celeb in cincinnati because of the success of why. Not just because they 'made it' but because they're actually really good. There is like a little crew of guys and girls that have made the trek out to LA within the past 5 years or so Andre being one of them. Andre is also like a local dude that everyone loves. When he was here he would put on shows and do his character videos. If you ever get a chance to dig into his youtube there's some pretty great stuff there. Even though we live in a scary fly over state, there's some cool people here... sometimes. The problem is they all leave, and I don't blame them really.

I'll see if I can't put something up this weekend. (when I say pretty decent impression, I mean probably bad)

I would love to collab with you guys. Honestly I don't feel like I know how to "be funny" I have a hard time understanding when people are being sarcastic irl. I'm super gullible, so I end up just feeling really dumb when people are "being funny" around me. I try to like 'yes and-ing' with my comedy friends when we get drunk at the bars and I feel like I am just kind of boring maybe? So maybe you don't want to collab with me. BUT For real, if any of you ever want to film something, or potentially work together on bringing your ideas to life, I'm pretty alright at that shit, and have access to lots of equipment for cheap / free. So let me know on FB or something. OHHHH and Graphics designz is something I am good at too. and I know we may not live in the same proximity, but who doesn't like to travel!? and I'm not saying you should come to Cincinnati, I'm saying I will come to LA or Seattle, or whatever cooler city you live in. Oh and also, I do a half way decent impression of "reek" aka theon Grayjoy (spelling?) from game of frones. But only as Reek and not theon. ughhh also sorry this is so long. if you need something to listen to today at your job or in your car, try jammin' on my friend dustin's mix he put together. I wouldn't plug it if I didn't think it was good https://soundcloud.com/dust-bowl/lust-in-the-dust-mix

Don't forget about 'The Maxxxxxxx' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Maxx

THIS!!! I have no idea why I love this / hate this so much.

Zimas? plz

I'm so proud of you Andy!!!

So has anyone noticed or watched the link Octer Doctopuzz has as his like "post tag" or whatever you call it??? It's incredible, and if you watch look out for this person to the right of Oprah

If there is still time... Aubrey, What do you think about Wheel Chair Drizzy (Drake)? Also Is David Choe cool?

I wanna meet that Dad

Toby Keith Sweat, I had no idea me and you lived so close to eachother. I live right across the river from the stadium. If you go to a game this summer let me know we can get a couple zimas at like one of those new bars on the banks or whatever. Or we can go to OTR or something. zimas FTW!