burdrulz

So I now know that the episode doesn't update at midnight. I was sitting here pumped dad about it.

Jason, Why did you key Sean's Car?

Is it tuesday yet? vibe out to these chillzones in the mean time...

I loved that shit! I feel like that's when the forums became what they are now... which is really fucking cool and shit

I... Had... No idea this was going on. I feel like I've missed a really important bonding experience here on the forums. I feel like that guy at the orgy that just sits in the corner trying to 'chub up'. That wasn't me this weekend!!! I was totally awesome at the orgy!!! Anyone who says differently is a damn liar.

Richard Gere

Jon, If I had cable or a tv, I would know to ask you a guy code question. Do guys have a code when it comes to uncool three ways? No peens touching? Please help I have an orgy I have to attend this weekend and it's gonna be massive.

So the one thing that made me loff on this episode was when Sean asked if you could do a 'wicked jester' in the hacky sack game. total gnar dog. Also, do you remember when sean and hayes totally loved movie 43?

Have you guys ever been to 'Movies Bistro'? I tried to get a rez but I wasn't famous enough. I heard the have really fucking good palmadori, and veal parm.

I was just thinking I think it's time you guys get another cool girl on the show. Please get the following: Stephanie Allynne, Lauren Lawpkuzzzz, and Erinn Hayes, or Erin Whitehead. If you have to pick one, could it be Stephanie.

'now baby tell me whatchu wanna do?'

I think I might be making this too scary.

Jarules

One of these days, I swear I will actually speak on the shows content. But for now Here's a video of both the zimbone dude, and the cyclone guy on his head. And my friend Matt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQYBUKF3-A&feature=youtu.be as you can tell, people love that lil guy. by the way, I woke up this morning and accidentally thought it was Tuesday. So bummed.

If you guys wouldn't mind I'd like to share another small tidbit about Cincinnati. So like any terrible midwest city We have a Minor league hockey team called the Cyclones... They have a mascot that is a tornado and he slides around on his head. I have video proof of this if you need to see it. At the Hockey games there is this weird kind of gross dude that drives the zamboni (spelling?) to clean the ice. So like any terrible midwest city there is also (this is not a joke) a Ad Van that's sole purpose is to drive around the city during peek pedestrian hours and advertise this strip club called 'Cheeks'. Of course it has this non attractive women scantily clad as the ad. What i have grown to call a 'cincinnati 7'. So any way, I was day dreaming the other day, and I thought of how wonderfully amazing it would be if the guy who drove around the cheeks truck, and the guy who drove the zamboni were the same guy. He has two driving jobs. Both are very important. But can you imagine meeting this man? "what do you do?" "Well, during the day I drive the cheeks truck, and during the night I drive the zamboni at dollar beer night..." "Sir, it is a pleasure to meet you, and please, let me buy you a ZIMA." Sorry for that pointless bullshit but if you lived here you might think that was funny. Because you might be an idiot.

I'd like to think it's a meatball hoagie. It's all sloppy and he's getting red sauce all over his face, and shirt and cheeks. butt cheeks. It's sloshing around.

Every day after school lil brulz would come home with anticipation to play his favorite game ever. I would rush to play as many levels as I could before my brother got home and bullied me, ultimately unplugging the nintendo and turning on BET. Then I would sit in silence while we watched BET.

So I just saw the 3 days to kill trailer on TV the other day, and I thought, "wow what a piece of shit movie this is going to be, I hope Sean and Hayes do it as a teaser freezer." Andddd you did it wonderfully.

Feed me some juicy scoopssssss

What's the name of our improv team?

That shit was crazy.

Anyone going to organize a hangout? for real?

I loved that story. That lady got a divorce... By the way, Sean and Hayes, Can you guys thaw out the Teaser Freezer for us? It's been a while since we've got to get in there and feel that frosty... frost. Tia and Tamera in my bed I'm a smart guy.

CHANSON, Don't even do that. These dudes have massive dongs alright...

I've been drinking too...