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burdrulz

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  1. can we do the forum mix? I think it could be rad? what do you guys think.
  2. Charlie this shit is cracking me up dude. You better believe I was rocking some kind of skate / BMX company shirt with ma siiiaaackkkkk wide leg boot cuts babyyyy when I was a kid too. I was a private school kid though, so all the lil chicks I was smashing were also private school kids, in fact it was more cool to try and get public school chicks because they're moms didn't care what they did.
  3. needless to say... I was a bit of a sport head.
  4. Do you remember the globes in people's butts thing?
  5. They were the best. I forgot all about that 'ya jus got kicked off da show!' bit they did. That was fucking great. I remember when I first started listening to that show, me and my friends were painting a space for someone. It all had to be painted white and there was a lot of wall to cover. I was like, "there's this new podcast I started listening to about reality shows, but it's not really about them because I don't even like reality shows... these guys are just really cool and fuckin' funny." We then proceeded to listen to like 10 episodes as we painted the rest of the weekend. It was amazing. I miss Tanks but no tanks and everytime I watch Shark Tank now a little bit of my heart drops. Veebz, do you also remember an episode where they were describing someone just slowly pushing right above their pelvis area down for pleasure??? And I have stolen / used the 'eating a hoagie' before speaking your lines joke at least 5 or 6 times in a social setting. Especially when Her first came out, and let me tell you... People thought I was funny... for once... in my life... -- also i remember back in those days how like shy it seemed everyone was on the forums. Or at least I was. I didn't want to come across like I was so eager and excited to be 'getting to know' you guys.
  6. That show is pretty bawler. I feel like I've got crushes on all these sad people. I've got a big ole 'ghey' crush on the chief. I have a 'wanna give a big hug' crush on gladys especially post stoning. I have a creeper crush on the teens, the girls and the twin guys, but it's more like a 'lets party together' than a sexual thing. And of course, I have a big crush on stabby stabby neck neck women. Patty is her name? Last episode was really good though.
  7. The amount of strange childlike grammatical mistakes this episode was really good and funny. I loved this ep. There's is this guy outside my work that is standing there making sure people don't write their names in this freshly poured cement. I'm watching him like a hawk to leave, so I can go draw a boner into the sidewalk. --- edit --- Actually, maybe I will draw a vagina of a Liberated women in the cement. I've been inspired by today's episode to truly believe that women is the feets up turn.
  8. The show sounded so great, and I genuinely wish I could have gone. If you guys do come to east coast I willlllll effin' go to that shiz. Unless it's in like florida or something, I will not go to Florida. um... Well if it's Miami I guess you can concider me in. I went to WMC in miami years ago. I didn't have a lot of money so me and the girl I was with at the time just thought, "we'll sleep on the beach." that was a terrible idea, and I got absolutely no sleep for fear of being murdered by a homeless vagrant. As we slumbered underneath one of the life guard towers, no joke, a couple climbed up onto / into it and proceeded to have an awkard / scary fuck session. The guy made this really awful sex on the beach joke after they were finished, and by finished i mean after he rabbit humped his way to ejaculation. I can't for the life of me remember what it was, but it was definitely one of those moments where you feel sad and happy at the same time. Needless to say the next couple nights of my stay we got a hostel. You guys are all being really funny on the forums this week. I love all the girlfriend stuff. Sho Sho bro, camp is crazy. I hate when you drink all the bug juice only to find out that the jerk counselor dipped his whick into it.
  9. This episode was so amazing. I'm only half way through and there are so many things I would like to comment on. 1. Beating up cops has me cracking my whole shit up. I lived in a small town in Connecticut when I was younger and we had literally like two cops. There was a third but I beat his face out. 2. The topic of skelingtons has been brought up once again, and I'm so happy that Sean, Hayes, and Jessica are able to shed some light on a touchy very spooky subject. Ultimately we do all have skelingtons on the inside, unless you dip them into the ooze from Roger Rabbit. I once watched Roger Rabbit three times in one day when I was a kid because it was my favorite movie and when Jessica Rabbit came on the screen, people had to call the 'kid boner' police, (which when they came i beat them up too) That and Baywatch... Kid boners... This got really strange I'm so sorry.
  10. I tried to listen more yesterday towards the end, but my fucking friend Sean wouldn't turn down the Michael McDonald era doobie brothers.
  11. Get cream cheese and line a bake-able container with it, then pour skyline chili into that and add a layer of cheddar cheese on top of that. Then bake that shot for a little while. That my friend is like the most popular party dip in cincinnati. I dare you to make it and try it... You'll either love it or completely hate it.
  12. Just found this, I had no idea my dude Andre did this little piece with Johnny Pemberton. Probably didn't know, because I'm constantly too tired.
  13. Jessica, Summer is ending. In the hot sunny times that is summer, do you prefer to have your guns out, or your buns out? Please elaborate? (Sho sho bro sorry for stealing your jokes)
  14. That gargoyle boner is pretty righteous... Still slight softer than ours though. Sorry. Maybe we can meet for a knife fight at the flag pole after third period or something though
  15. Oh and by the way, happy birthday agata!
  16. Holy SHIT! Obviously I'm a part of Show Show Bro's Gang. Way sicker and gnarlier. My origins story about how I joined the gang. I was a lil bro, probably like 10 at woodward, just shredd dawgin' everywhere. I got picked up by like 8 sponsors that summer and fucked like tripple that amount of female counselors. and female life guards. Word got around how awesome and not soft my boners were so the gang approached me about joining and shredding and ripping and hanging out in the lair and watching skate videos. So I joined. We hate longboards though. (p.s. look at that fucking sweet 'calvin' peeing on the gargoyle leader. I love it) — Deacon Blues Balls (I was fucking cooler than you guys and used an Em dash before my new cool gang name. It's longer just like my dick, ((If you do want to use it it's 'alt - shift - dash)))
  17. I WISH I COULD GO!!!!! seriously will you guys take pictures and lots of notes? Will any of you say hi to Hayes and or Sean for me?
  18. This episode was funny, I enjoyed all the wonderfully terrible shit experience that I too have / can relate to. My girlfriend can't go to the back of the apartment after I get done with it because it's so fucking gnasty. Speaking of girlfs, Freja you got hamburged too? Relationships are so weird, you have to like, do them and what not. I too have sleep issues and don't resort to popping zany bars or perk 10s or z quil or any sleep aid. Wine helps me get all sleepy though, but I have a problem where I'll drink the whole bottle instead of just a glass. This happens every time i say i'll have a 'glass' I miss the forums, I feel like I'm way too busy to get on them, but I'm trying to stay up. Ma budz on here know I'm an OG poster and i don't care if none of yall know me!!! keep my name out ur mouf! just kidding.
  19. I've only seen episode one and by seen, I mean fell asleep half way through. Struggling to wake up near the end, I decided to 'up and adam' and get some gelato (I eat this instead of icecream because I feel like it's supposed to be 'better for me'). As I ate my smooth treat i proceeded to fall asleep again. I had to be woken up by the end credits and my dog trying to eat said gelato out of my hand. Also I felt like I had no fucking clue what was going on the first half, and had to look up on wikipedia what even happened at the end of the last season. This might have to do with my terrible memory and attention span. In the mean time, I don't expect any of you to come to this show that this video i've been working on forever is going to be played at, but will you watch it when it get's 'posted' on the internet? If you don't I understand, because I'm abusing this forum now. But you're all cool buds so I hope you don't mind.
  20. You did fucking deserve dude... shit's slightly less than strong.
  21. Holy shit Tartan got sooooooo fucking burned. That was really hard for me to listen to. I was so embarrassed for him/her.
  22. I can't tell you how many times I've gone / go to Chili'sApplebeesTGIFridayChedders when times are feeling low. Nothing like a Tri App Sampler and a couple 'Mucho' beers to help cheer you up. "Excuse me miss, can we get another round of Muchos please?" I really love to emphasize the Mucho when I say it to her.
  23. I'm headed your way dude. We can create a 'man barrier' of pillows.
  24. I wish I could go so bad. take pictures! Let us live in the moment through you. What is kind of funny to me though, is that we have a molly Malones around the corner from my place. It's the bar that me and my friends got in our first bar fight with these guys who own all the pawn shops where I live. So you can imagine they were some real terrible people. They called us "jonus brother 'fags'" and tiger palmed my friend in the side of the head. Next thing you know it all broke out. My friend logan who is a 'peaceful' yoga instructor had one of the biggest guys there in a monkey back choke hold. It was amazing / so scary.
  25. Charlie I didn't know you were with susie bro. I thought, you thought she was lame. But I didn't tell her that just now on facebook non private message.
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