BIGANDER

Alright, definitely takes ~2.5 episodes to find a rhythm. Once it does this Arrested Development season is pretty great. Eps 4+5 at least.

My VCR is broken, I can only watch Defending Your Life in seven second chunks. hmu with #s for VCR repair, serious responses only

Is this animal abuse https://t.co/bl9RDa6gzy

cool dad on the screen-in porch vibing to alunageorge on jools & smokin a cigar, cool dad ranting about how the doors were never good anyway

I probably got a job today. They're playing Future in this Asian restaurant. Life, people.

There's a character in 2 Fast 2 Furious named Orange Julius. Guess what his favorite color is? I know, I love it too.

KILLED this post-interview lunch. Two chardogs, buttered bun with "World's Hottest" Ghost Pepper salt,… http://t.co/Pz7hGpN5g1

If I'm ever feeling down, one of you send me the Strictly 4 My Jeeps video. Really highlights how life's a treasure. http://t.co/NklTS8upN3

I should be allowed to download my daily vitamins and minerals

ye is the one individual that most accurately reflects the sum of modern american culture: discuss

.@FBI @cops Near the Mauston Park Oasis is a wifi hotspot named "FBI Surveillance Van #420". I suspect it is not genuine. please investigate

And I feel God in this Megabus

. @kanyewest im walking thru Minneapolis hmu project your face at me I'll buy u chipotle later

Kanye taking over skylines of cities around the world to show new album material...so this album sounds like it'll be *smaller* than MBDTF?

Giant bright sign for "ANDER" coming into MPLS. wat a warm welcome

RT @therealCT1: plz dont rush me. twitter's a coldass pool I'm only in up to my knees

Y.N.RichKids are the most important artists working right now https://t.co/HhrDmuicfG

Private msg for anyone in chicago area, DO NOT READ OTHERWISE OR FACE PENALTY: youth lagoon at metro tomorrow any1? like $15. considering it

Okay, so my cover letter makes me seem like a candidate worth consideration, now on to more important matters– does it make me seem cool

I think it was really brave to cast Betty White as HIMYM's titular mother

it's earth day. stay green: eat rocks

Chill sunday, listening to Toadies https://t.co/YEm5n3FuW6

wh❍ up

And M.E.D.! That guy's great. Need to listen to way more. <3 stones throw