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the latest ep of @ReplacementPlay also features a tale of my own pitching meltdown. fun childhood trauma! http://t.co/pMVt0go3

a new @ReplacementPlay is upon us! I talked to @jasoncfry about the 2000 NLCS and other horrors! listen in! http://t.co/pMVt0go3

"TV's fastest growing show!" Yeah, we just can't keep Person of Interest in shoes!

"I'm just a sideline reporter, I'm really only qualified to relay answers to questions I asked prior to the game. So, um..."

Clay Matthews in Wall Street 7: Money Still Can't Get to Sleep

Hopefully Randy Moss wins a ring and finally shakes the demons of claymation Terry Bradshaw https://t.co/IpSEn6jo

No matter who wins the Super Bowl, the real big winners are YOU, the fans. And Type II Diabetes.

So it looks like we'll finally get to hear Chinese Shoegaze-ocracy

How did you guys celebrate Chuck Dukowski's birthday?

Watching Woodstock. Fuckin hippies.

They named this sweet ride after me, pretty much http://t.co/fT6bVsLc

Stupid once-famous people, don't you know you're supposed to drop dead when you're not famous anymore?

from same source as the Avis ad: several promos for quality Fox programming: http://t.co/uH4DTh81

Did Turk Wendell do the last fake-to-3B-throw-to-1B in Mets history? I'm not sure, but let's watch anyway. http://t.co/f388NNHE

Ed Koch and the Electric Mayhem! http://t.co/dMl6SZVd

Tried to explain the kid why 30 Rock was ending. Her: "Maybe she wants to do 40 Rock!"

no love for Biblical themed garage rock tweets, I see

this 9-to-5 thing is for the birds. #realtalk

"THE MONSTER IS OUT OF THE CAGE, LET'S GO." https://t.co/zGcmD7cm

from earlier: PED use in NFL doesnt mean what it does in MLB because football is defined by images, baseball by symbols http://t.co/kLCiQ9Zn

Vlade Devo #NBABands

PED use in NFL doesn't mean what it does in MLB because football is defined by images, baseball by symbols http://t.co/weAW3Dzy

could A-Rod have been placed here by ancient aliens?

From the vault: Behold "Candy Claus," the worst Christmas special of all time. Seriously. http://t.co/i546FKjB

no love at all for Green Fuzzy Guy Flipping You Off? how soon they forget. he singlehandedly kept Spencer's Gifts in business!