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Have 2 big things I need to complete and another I need to start, so I'm back-burnering Revenge Against Those Who Have Wronged Me Fest '12

getting mad about horrible cover of Zombies classic because I can't bitch about the things that fill me with true rage

BREAKING: No one's coming

Let's Go to the Videotape: Opening Day at Shea, 1972 http://t.co/8IMcaosT

You win Sight Of The Day, guy lighting cigarette with one hand while clutching nut-covered gelato bar in the other

I kinda miss crazy ad. for a brief moment, I thought it might become the new Giuseppe Franco http://t.co/J39ZUmug

Shane Victorino to be playoff analyst for TBS; plans to hip-check Dennis Eckersley and claim interference http://t.co/ICydEZGa

Frankenweenie: well crafted but not without flaws. also, not the best movie for a 5 year old, no matter how much she likes "scary stuff"

I like that schools get days off that other jobs don't because it throws much needed challenges into the otherwise easy world of parenting

.@BeTheBoy's tweet about "Bridges and Gaps" reminded me of this weird PSA production number http://t.co/wpgYmEEh

I want to make Jackasss style videos where people constantly spill things on Tom Wolfe's suit. Red wine, spaghetti sauce, fudge...

First ever big sporting event I ever went to was a game at Michie Stadium. I had no idea what was going on.

other than Chipper's last game, last night's big news was that the Cardinals FINALLY got some good luck in the playoffs

I dont care who I offend by saying this, but that wasn't a very good call by the umpires

Don't Trust the Bee In Apt. 23. Also, Don't Trust the Landlord Who Rented an Apartment to a Bee

.@jack_welch the job numbers are as real as all the people you laid off in the town where I grew up, dipshit

Also, listening to 40+ year old Jean Shepherd show about him in Army, getting shucked in a craps game #GreatestGeneration

Die Hard sequel greenlit in vain attempt to convince us all we're not getting older

I've got another really dumb idea! #NotNews

to put it in perspective, $4 million is roughly $3.9995 million more than the profit of every print book ever

Bart Giamatti Said It Best, 2012 Edition http://t.co/8CgQU8s7

Heard radio traffic guy pronounce Scion "Skyon" and I'm now convinced 75% of people who drive one say it the same way.

funny, Sandy Alderson's actual comments seem much less ABANDON ALL HOPE than they seemed when filtered through Twitter

clicked on an RT from an account that blocked me. I won't get reported, will I?

.@justsheano just coined the term "dinero ex machina": when everything falls into place for you by virtue of class & culture