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One thing I learned from watching this game is that @justsheano can't stand Ernie Johnson

other than Chipper's last game, last night's big news was that the Cardinals FINALLY got some good luck in the playoffs

PED use in NFL doesn't mean what it does in MLB because football is defined by images, baseball by symbols http://t.co/weAW3Dzy

picking up on yesterday's thread, I would like to see a Comedy Central Roast of Van Morrison. I bet he'd be real into it.

Pirates bad for 20 years = shrug. Red Sox bad for 1 year = history's greatest injustice

poor John Ratzenberger is clutching his cell phone at all times, waiting for that call to appear in a SuperPAC video as Fiscal Cliff

Really inappropriate to show a snuff film on Thanksgiving on NBC

remember, 2013 is the year we have to put "space" in the name of everything, per the 1965 Jetsons Accord

Reminds me of truck I once saw on a highway in the UK, for a chicken company: SELF BASTED FOR MAXIMUM SUCCULENCE

Right now someone's writing an Atlas Shrugged for Reddit creeps. "We shall retreat from society and refuse to post underage upskirt pics!"

RT if you once thought the BOWM sound in the What's Happening theme song was the funniest thing ever

Saw a 10 yr old kid in a Brokencyde tshirt at the playground yesterday and wept silently for future generations

Selig could add 4 new teams, expand playoffs and make ASG "count", but was helpless to stop steroids. please.

Shane Victorino to be playoff analyst for TBS; plans to hip-check Dennis Eckersley and claim interference http://t.co/ICydEZGa

Show me that smile again, America #RomneyCampaignSlogan

since I can't watch the broadcast right now, someone tell me how many innings Costas spends talking about steroids and/or Mickey Mantle

Snap poll says "I Got The Power"

So it looks like we'll finally get to hear Chinese Shoegaze-ocracy

some people got REALLY upset about a Lionel Richie Pepsi ad I posted to YouTube. luckily, Lionel set them straight http://t.co/mQdPmpEu

sorry, I just can't stand "comedy" that's nothing more than shitting on the little/weird guy.

Stupid once-famous people, don't you know you're supposed to drop dead when you're not famous anymore?

surprised we haven't heard from Fudge Romney yet. she's usually the voice of reason in the family.

TBS just showed a close up of the one public park they didn't bulldoze to build the new Yankee Stadium

That dude is gonna be in so much shit for writing on that piano

That is, however, the print version of googling something and finding the first results page full of things you've already written