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Glad I read that Stephen Marche thing in Esquire. I hadn't been really mad since before Thanksgiving

The New Quadruple-A Landscape of Writing: Stephen Marche thinks we're in a golden age. I see a different color http://t.co/unpRvnx6

not a 100% analogous situation, but a reminder that first offers are not last offers

sorry, I just can't stand "comedy" that's nothing more than shitting on the little/weird guy.

there has to be a dominatrix subset that pretends to be lit agents, right? "your manuscript is not salable in this market" *whip crack*

Selig could add 4 new teams, expand playoffs and make ASG "count", but was helpless to stop steroids. please.

if @olyphil despises "druggies" in baseball, he could have done something about them during one of the 20 YEARS HE COVERED THE SPORT

News4 with a story on a mini pony and mini zebra who got loose on Staten Island. Their owner looked like a Sopranos extra

From the vault: Behold "Candy Claus," the worst Christmas special of all time. Seriously. http://t.co/i546FKjB

could A-Rod have been placed here by ancient aliens?

PED use in NFL doesn't mean what it does in MLB because football is defined by images, baseball by symbols http://t.co/weAW3Dzy

"THE MONSTER IS OUT OF THE CAGE, LET'S GO." https://t.co/zGcmD7cm

Watching Woodstock. Fuckin hippies.

Tried to explain the kid why 30 Rock was ending. Her: "Maybe she wants to do 40 Rock!"

They named this sweet ride after me, pretty much http://t.co/fT6bVsLc

Vlade Devo #NBABands

That is, however, the print version of googling something and finding the first results page full of things you've already written

from earlier: PED use in NFL doesnt mean what it does in MLB because football is defined by images, baseball by symbols http://t.co/kLCiQ9Zn

when shoveling snow, remember to lift with your back and groin, and do it as quickly as possible

"Have I hurt you?" "No, don't be silly, I was ACTING!" "GENIUS!" http://t.co/Jq7JtdvO

have you checked out @ReplacementPlay with me and @jasoncfry talkin' bout Rick Ankiel's NLCS meltdown yet? http://t.co/pMVt0go3

this 9-to-5 thing is for the birds. #realtalk

no love for Biblical themed garage rock tweets, I see

Ed Koch and the Electric Mayhem! http://t.co/dMl6SZVd

Did Turk Wendell do the last fake-to-3B-throw-to-1B in Mets history? I'm not sure, but let's watch anyway. http://t.co/f388NNHE