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from same source as the Avis ad: several promos for quality Fox programming: http://t.co/uH4DTh81

Stupid once-famous people, don't you know you're supposed to drop dead when you're not famous anymore?

How did you guys celebrate Chuck Dukowski's birthday?

So it looks like we'll finally get to hear Chinese Shoegaze-ocracy

No matter who wins the Super Bowl, the real big winners are YOU, the fans. And Type II Diabetes.

Hopefully Randy Moss wins a ring and finally shakes the demons of claymation Terry Bradshaw https://t.co/IpSEn6jo

Clay Matthews in Wall Street 7: Money Still Can't Get to Sleep

"I'm just a sideline reporter, I'm really only qualified to relay answers to questions I asked prior to the game. So, um..."

"TV's fastest growing show!" Yeah, we just can't keep Person of Interest in shoes!

That dude is gonna be in so much shit for writing on that piano

a new @ReplacementPlay is upon us! I talked to @jasoncfry about the 2000 NLCS and other horrors! listen in! http://t.co/pMVt0go3

the latest ep of @ReplacementPlay also features a tale of my own pitching meltdown. fun childhood trauma! http://t.co/pMVt0go3

"What a fraud, dying in a parking lot. No class." - Trump's take on Richard III

"...and sometimes I wonder if they was, the awful things I done..." http://t.co/WZJKTl6T

some people got REALLY upset about a Lionel Richie Pepsi ad I posted to YouTube. luckily, Lionel set them straight http://t.co/mQdPmpEu

"You must, from time to time, tell 'em what it's all about..." http://t.co/BzDwzuuh

things I wouldn't do as Michael Jordan's caddy: 1) break his 3-iron; 2) compare him to any other athlete, even Derek Jeter

this is an unfortunate headline, 1998 http://t.co/OJZX78f9

if I remember correctly, the main characters in Entourage are Turtle, Skeeter, and Jeremy Piven

"...and special guest judge, Bob Marley." "I didn't care for the chipotle duck en croute, mon"

From 2011: Kickstarter Page for The Space Between Cushions Collective http://t.co/dOJKOKpr

In the past few months, I've noted an epidemic of dudes bringing entire pizzas home on the subway. Who is responsible for this?

Lady ahead of us in line has two pallets of water, 6 boxes of frozen chicken legs, 3 slabs of ground beef. Will it be enough?!

Reminds me of truck I once saw on a highway in the UK, for a chicken company: SELF BASTED FOR MAXIMUM SUCCULENCE

you are an adult and will never again have a true snow day or ride in the back seat of a car