Picklefucker

God dammit, awkward a capella Wipeout needs to be a regular feature. No more of this half-assed, second-long bullshit, you fucking tease.

"Fuck Chuck Woolery" should be Jake's catchphrase.

I have really mixed feelings about the first picture. It's awesome, but I don't like seeing a distinguished gentleman like Paul F. Tompkins in such a subservient position. Yes, these are my 3am thoughts.

Well, I was enjoying this, but then that host guy called me a swiffer for listening. What the fuck, man?

Hayes' spontaneous laugh attacks are quickly becoming my favorite parts of the show.

GUH FUCK THIS IS REAL!?

I forgot how much I love PFT shitting on Harris. They need to do more episodes together.

I don't know if you're talking about The Hobbit or Liz & Dick. I'm gonna go with Liz & Dick.

Ooh, now this debate is going places. Thanks, TupFrusalnpup!

Nice riffing in Tanks But No Tanks. That was some straight-up Sklarbro shit.

To be fair, Vodka brand vodka is somewhat common practice in movies and TV. Beer beer is also everywhere, and it's consistently hilarious.

Gasp, those are my three greatest loves!

I've never been to one of these shows. I live on the other side of the country. And I'm feeling emotions right now. Fuck you, sincerity!

FUCK. YOU.

Dueling Stewarts needs to be a regular feature, complete with uncomfortable Werner Herzog.

Five minutes in, I have to say I live in Maine and I'm digging it so far.

Please...Mr. Picklefucker was my father. Call me explicit brine-fermented cucumber.

I think everyone's missing one of the most depressing parts of this movie: Lance fucking Henriksen was in a shitty movie. Speaking of which, you guys should probably do Hard Target. That shit be cray.

Did PFT forget about Garry Marshall's catchphrase? Scott kept calling him "Mr. Marshall" at the end...