Potato Futures

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089421/ Riding on the coattails of Indian Jones, this barely passable action movie pits a smarmy, egotistical, fortune-seeker, Richard Chamberlain, with the equally two-dimensional Sharon Stone as they spend 100 minutes trying to make you give a damn about finding some treasure or some shit. A few scenes from early on (in GIF form): "The 'Missed Him by a Mile' Punch" "The Gun Dance" It's on Netflix now: http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/70090179?trkid=13462100

I came for the bad movie, but I stayed for Schwarzenegger, the bear-fighting scene, and a cartoony car/chariot chase scene through New York. This 1969 piece of cinema history is worth a watch, but don't take my word for it. Actually, don't bring my name up if you recommend this movie to friend, just leave me out of it. IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065832/ Netflix Streaming: https://movies.netfl...40?locale=en-US Additional points of interest: - Arnold's accent seems to be at its thickest here, and he seems to step on other peoples' lines - There is ambient car-traffic noises in Hell - Pretzie's over-acting evens out Arnold's under-acting - Gangsters in station-wagons.