misterstephanie

Danny D and Rhea P's kids are blowing my mind.

Well, this puts a dent in my persona of total failure. #foundthenegative

If you're wondering what the people want, it's a raspy voiced babe covering Blue Rodeo songs.

If you didn't want your hair smelled after dodgeball, you shouldn't have ordered your drink from an ovulating 30 year old.

Based on the music, I was not expecting Diamond Rings to look like Jedward.

Insomnia: beginning Munich at 2:42 AM

Facebook never fails at making me like a person less.

Is there a thing like twitter, but without anyone I know? I'm having some pretty disgusting thoughts today.

Did not expect to find a person even worse at dirty talk than I am. The word "savoury" was used.

30 year old lady cliche #1: I am really hoping to see some young men sporting Magic Mike costumes this evening.

If you like sticking paper to your chest, go as Don McKellar's character in Waydowntown, BUT you have to staple the paper into your skin.

Me crying throughout this episode of New Girl leads me to believe that the Gatorade bottle vodka is in fact not mixed with water.

Is it too early to put "All I want For Christmas Is You" into the workout playlist? Who am I kidding, it is already in there.