ThatWorstMan

Yeah babe, I have a hungry ass!-cool new expression I learned from my loudly fucking upstairs neighbors

Hurse lol

(run PATH=gubby;)

#memoriesIWontForget when davey robson got pozzed

it's possible to trade in your identity for a sport

Hey found a good pic to put up on your official Instagram @fuckyopictures #TeamBreezy #ChrisBrownFacts http://t.co/9uxWz3xW

. @mcdonalds found a shark tooth in my happy meal. Best prize ever!!!

"I am an old man, I just want you to get the governor off my damn lawnmobile so I can drink my whiskey and mow in peace"

I'm high on the hog!!! *snorts another line of finely crumbled pork rinds*

I am going to fuck Satan @gopro

They say suicide is painless but no one mentions how funny it can be.

makin cuckcakes

*Bedroom door knocked down, dildos scattered everywhere* ITS TIME TO CUCK - The CuckMan #CuckMan2 #RetrunOfTheCuck

Just found a bunch of old bones inside of this copier. Not sure how to call this one in. I'll just tell them they need a new roller???

Ya right Burger King, "your way right away" my ass. Handed clerk a gun, told them to shoot me as my order. Called the cops. Vry dissapoint

I bet Kid Rocks sexts a lot of people using his Motorola Razr

SLIME SAYS SO RT "@StanfordBiz: “You never get rid of good salespeople. And good salespeople often become CEOs.” @Shmoop CEO Ellen Siminoff"

I'm eating out of a slop bucket meant for pigs. I am a pigman. A hog. a hogman. My co-workers are flinging slop into the bucket and cheering

I think I found a spambot designed for twit weirdos @aarreddy

Didlo

Lol I'm making another balloon uav for fun. Let the UFO sightings commence haha #Oakland #ufo #make

I thought I was gonna get mad computer sex this "cyber monday" ah fuck

You are going to jail for naming your son "Pissgobbler Jr", Mr Pissgobbler.

Cmdr_taco_slash.txt #90s

#ChrisBrownPleaseComeBack from the dead, god please heal his self inflicted gunshot wound to his right temple