ThatWorstMan

#ChrisBrownPleaseComeBack from the dead, god please heal his self inflicted gunshot wound to his right temple

#memoriesIWontForget when davey robson got pozzed

, @apple there is no emoji for suicide #featurerequest #iphone

. @BillyIdol thoughts?? “@Dr_Cop: Sucks that real cyberpunk bad guys are nerds like Jeff Bezos and not cool AI's in orbit or whatever”

. @mcdonalds found a shark tooth in my happy meal. Best prize ever!!!

.@Happy_Loam reports coming in of the trans-bay tube glowing a sickly, phosphorescent green #bart #oakland #hauntedBART

"Bro, there are fuckin' three hundred different ghosts recorded haunting BART!" #hauntedBART

"Hey ill just pop my girlfriends Lorazapam constantly and post laughably bad instagrams and try to call it art"

"How much do you like working in IT?" "I much prefer going to my three hour math class."

"I am an old man, I just want you to get the governor off my damn lawnmobile so I can drink my whiskey and mow in peace"

(run PATH=gubby;)

*Bedroom door knocked down, dildos scattered everywhere* ITS TIME TO CUCK - The CuckMan #CuckMan2 #RetrunOfTheCuck

almost time for the annual tradition of fucking a turkey then passing out in front of a TV tuned to the SPEED network

Check out my sweet ride http://t.co/MVhH50Db

Cmdr_taco_slash.txt #90s

Didlo

everyone loves me since I cut my dick off. hm.

Ghost on BART. operator is trying to stay calm but voice is shaky over intercom. Passengers frozen w/fear. Spectral moans, slime. #Oakland

Hey found a good pic to put up on your official Instagram @fuckyopictures #TeamBreezy #ChrisBrownFacts http://t.co/9uxWz3xW

hey my man @BillyIdol how goes it? My GF is requesting a white wedding but we both aren't virgins, plz advise as u know about white weddings

Hurse lol

I am going to fuck Satan @gopro

I bet God has a real big dick

I bet Kid Rocks sexts a lot of people using his Motorola Razr