ThatWorstMan

It would be pretty rad if @chrisbrown shot himself in the head tonight. It's the only honorable way to end his embarrassment #TeamBreezy

Too tired to make fun of Cory Doctorow. Damn insomnia, you are cold as fuck.

Check out my sweet ride http://t.co/MVhH50Db

, @apple there is no emoji for suicide #featurerequest #iphone

Lol a guy just punched his hand through a car window and screamed #Oakland

"Hey ill just pop my girlfriends Lorazapam constantly and post laughably bad instagrams and try to call it art"

The dog howls. It's time for Kraft Dinner

Kyle Varner may be the worlds biggest monster

I bet God has a real big dick

"Bro, there are fuckin' three hundred different ghosts recorded haunting BART!" #hauntedBART

"How much do you like working in IT?" "I much prefer going to my three hour math class."

almost time for the annual tradition of fucking a turkey then passing out in front of a TV tuned to the SPEED network

hey my man @BillyIdol how goes it? My GF is requesting a white wedding but we both aren't virgins, plz advise as u know about white weddings

My human carapace is itchy today

.@Happy_Loam reports coming in of the trans-bay tube glowing a sickly, phosphorescent green #bart #oakland #hauntedBART

Ghost on BART. operator is trying to stay calm but voice is shaky over intercom. Passengers frozen w/fear. Spectral moans, slime. #Oakland

im a chef.lol

everyone loves me since I cut my dick off. hm.

I'm gonna buttchug this Metamucil. Call the hospital 4 me in 30 mins plz http://t.co/5FsQazW1

My burly neighbors are pounding on my door, demanding I make "mancakes" with them #Oakland

Programming languages for professional astronomers, in order of how often I have heard it: FORTRAN, C, python, C++

. @BillyIdol thoughts?? “@Dr_Cop: Sucks that real cyberpunk bad guys are nerds like Jeff Bezos and not cool AI's in orbit or whatever”

My Burly Neighbors

Pretty rainy today. I'm gonna put on my pignose and roll around in the mud outside until the police come.