ThatWorstMan
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. @BillyIdol thoughts?? “@Dr_Cop: Sucks that real cyberpunk bad guys are nerds like Jeff Bezos and not cool AI's in orbit or whatever”
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"Bro, there are fuckin' three hundred different ghosts recorded haunting BART!" #hauntedBART
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Pretty rainy today. I'm gonna put on my pignose and roll around in the mud outside until the police come.
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Programming languages for professional astronomers, in order of how often I have heard it: FORTRAN, C, python, C++
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My burly neighbors are pounding on my door, demanding I make "mancakes" with them #Oakland
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I'm gonna buttchug this Metamucil. Call the hospital 4 me in 30 mins plz http://t.co/5FsQazW1
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"How much do you like working in IT?" "I much prefer going to my three hour math class."
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Ghost on BART. operator is trying to stay calm but voice is shaky over intercom. Passengers frozen w/fear. Spectral moans, slime. #Oakland
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.@Happy_Loam reports coming in of the trans-bay tube glowing a sickly, phosphorescent green #bart #oakland #hauntedBART
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hey my man @BillyIdol how goes it? My GF is requesting a white wedding but we both aren't virgins, plz advise as u know about white weddings
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almost time for the annual tradition of fucking a turkey then passing out in front of a TV tuned to the SPEED network
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"I am an old man, I just want you to get the governor off my damn lawnmobile so I can drink my whiskey and mow in peace"
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"Hey ill just pop my girlfriends Lorazapam constantly and post laughably bad instagrams and try to call it art"