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Im on board. We cant let them pass this one up!

sorry shannon. i looked for the other one but i couldnt find it or i wouldnt have double posted. i know the rules

This came on today and I cant get through the first 25 minutes. 13% on Rotten Tomatoes is too fair.

Oh I forgot Robert Wagner as hidden vampire President Garfield

A couple of points. One, indie movie DOES NOT have to equal bad movie. There have been so many great, low budget indie movies that are a heck of a lot better than this one. Two, I think I might be 1 out of 10 people that actually watched it all the way through( that's all 88 minutes). Three...uh, did this "vampire" movie just compare themselves to Roots?!! Yes, yes they did. Darrell Hammond, Dave Foley, Judd Nelson, Jason Mewes, and Steve Burns(yes. That Steve, as in Steve from Blue's Clues) make up the cast. The idea of the movie could be really good but the execution is horrendous. The movie does not have RT score but it is avaiable in its entirety here: http://www.indiemovi...st-incorporated Its called a comedy but I didn't laugh once. Watch the first 20 minutes and you will get the gist.

Also, at the end, the makeup on Billy is pretty horrible. sometimes he is wearing the saggy skin, sometimes not.

Im not going to lie: i LOVED this movie as a kid, but mostly because i loved elijah wood. Guys, Bruce Willis as an Easter Bunny narrator. BRUCE WILLIS AS AN EASTER BUNNY NARRATOR!! so nice, you have to say it twice.

Taking Captain Jack down a peg. Nice. He would be more of a diva than all of them!

Good Doctor Who observation!! That is sooooo true!

I loved Sporty because I was going through a major tomboy phase and I related to her. Now she is doing Jesus Christ Superstar with Chris Moyles and Tim Minchin in the UK. She is still very successful. I love that!!

yay! this is one that I recommended! Spice World was one of my favorite movies as a teen. Aliens, babies, flashbacks/flashforwards. what could possibly go wrong?

Wow! How could we forget about Spice World? Better question, how can we REMEMBER Spice World?!

So...there is truly method to his madness http://movieline.com...uveau-shamanic/

I was soooooo upset when damien left!!

agreed!

Wow! That is crazy! Good job, black friend.

It's probably one of my favorite movies, I must admit. Didn't say it was good but definitely a movie I will watch everytime it comes on Lifetime.

This one should have been a looong time ago. Please please please do this!

Oh and as far as the actor being a robot...I think Wikipedia would agree.

I like the fact that on wikipedia, the lead Alan Bagh is considered an "actor"...quotes and all.

Britney's singing is LITERAL GARBAGE.

I also like how she is "belting out" a song in the beginning of the trailer...but really, who knows her as "Britney Spears, the one with the amazing voice"?? No one.

This movie is going to be bonkers. I literally cannot wait how insane it will be. Literal garbage.

possible 5 star review?? "8 of 20 people found the following review helpful 5.0 out of 5 stars The 4th best film of all time, January 16, 2006 By Rich King's Breakfast Nook "Gretna is a great... (East Gretna, NE) - See all my reviews This review is from: From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition) (DVD) This is the kind of movie that hollywood just doesn't give the american people anymore, or the french people for that matter. This is a breathtaking film filled with wonderful music dancing and acting. At first, I really wasn't all into Kelly Clarkson. I wasn't on the bandwagon. I'm now driving the dang Kelly Clarkson Family Truckster now. She's a cute little philly with musical chops. She carries this film. Justin comes off like Billy Packer in this film. He has a stupid monchichi hairdo and sings like something is lodged in his butt. I couldn't follow the plot in this movie very well because it's very complicated and I'm not what you call intelligent. I think Kelly and her little friends want to go to Florida for spring break so they can settle a debt her grandfather had with the Giambi crime family. Justin and his friends are also in florida, but I think they are there to sweep up bird poop at a city park. At some point, Kelly falls for Justin and musical bliss ensues. The songs are better than anything the Beatles or Corey Hart ever did. This film is flawless, but with anything flawless, I could find a way to improve it. Here's how I would have laid this film out: Kelly and her two hot friends(played by Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly) would be on their way to spring break in Gretna. At spring break there would be a three day music festival featuring the following bands/singers: Motorhead, Animotion, Kenny Rogers, Flaming afterbirth, USA for Africa, Corey Hart, Chicago, Boston, Dallas, Boyz II Men, Another Bad Creation, Bell Biv Devoe, Russ Abernathy and the WKNO Mafia, Sarah Thomas, Grim Reaper, Yanni and Hasselhoff for 8 hours. Justin and his friends wouldn't make it to Gretna, they would run into a tree. They wouldn't die, but they also wouldn't be in the film for more than 2 minutes. The plot is that I just sleep with Kelly, Natalie and Keira while we wait for other bands to play. We also would eat Runza. That my friends is Oscar quality work."

Academy awarding actresses and and other mediocre people. Truly awful and boring. 23% on RT