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Status Updates posted by TheWurstMember
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#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue "This town is huge! There's plenty of room for the both of us!"
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I gave a guy perfect directions; he walks away and asks another guy for directions! I borrowed my friend's car and ran him over. LOL!
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I can't wait for these internet trolls to drop dead, so I can chisel "FAKE!" on their tombstone.
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just announced: Daniel Day-Lewis signed on an @AdamSandler movie! He's playing the title part of, "Fart Baby" in blackface! Amazing!
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#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue (sings reprise sweetly) "Cuz I've got a GOL-DEN DICK-HEAD..."
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My ex told me a terrible joke and said it was going in her stand-up routine. She has no real interest in stand-up and never makes ME laugh. I find that when someone goes out of their way to tell you they're funny, they're usually an embarrassment, and an insult to the comedy world.
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#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue "My Dinner With Andre was like any dinner. Food, wine, and conversation!" THE END.