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the naso-spelunking scene killed me, especially when Gabrus said "I'd kill to have your hands pick your nose for one minute" as a side note, I randomly caught an episode of this travel show on the Esquire network (which is a real thing that exists apparently) called The Getaway and it was Adam Palley, Jon Gabrus and John Gemberling getting drunk and fucking around in Las Vegas. It was heaven I suggest any fans of those guys to try to see it. so funny, I wish I was their friend

listening to maltin on movies today got me thinking they should do Fred Claus

Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie ever made

he's clearly wearing flairs, which is hilarious in 1985

why would that chef with the wedding cake, presumably a baker, be carrying a giant meat cleaver?

nailed it.

fair enough! well argued, all I can say is I just enjoy Diamonds are Forever despite it's flaws, there's enough weirdness that it stays interesting for me, the gay henchmen, whatever the fuck is going on with Bambi and Thumper, Blofeld's inexplicable plan, Connery's unconvincing toupee, Tiffany Case's rapidly diminishing intelligence. Die Another Day I just find tedious and just such an everything but the kitchen sink approach to Bond I find it annoying.

oh man, Arnold punches a camel in the face. that's all I have to say

yes! I wish I could be there but just knowing there's another UTU2TM on the way is satisfying enough.

what?? you're insane

you're right

I love case closed too but I think it works better in small doses and especially when it comes up organically like the Monica Lewinsky thing, not that I don't think Matt could find something to argue about every week. I just like it better when it's peppered in when it needs to be.

but Diamonds are Forever has the best henchmen, the weird gay murderers Mr. Wint and Mr Kidd.

duh, Jenny Lewis takes over.

mine would be Vagina Woolf

I'm positive thats the pun they are trying to make but yeah it doesn't make any sense

this might be my favorite HDTGM so far. amazing as a side note, I hate that I'm even saying this because I have a Gourley A View to a Kill type relationship with the movie Caveman, I saw it as a kid and became obsessed with it but when they brought it up I couldn't help but think it would be an incredible film for them to do on this podcast, it's bonkers, in the best way. the fact that more than half the movie's dialogue is in a weird made up caveman language alone is enough to make it a perfect HDTGM movie.

in case it gets changed

I didn't hear an anti smoking ad either. did Nerd Poker ever do a General Snus ad like Fogelnest Files? maybe Sensei is offended by smokeless tobacco being advertised instead of cigarettes.

I just called in and sang my stupid heart out, hahaha I have such a huge smile on my face this made my day. I transcribed the lyrics in case anyone needs them I don't care what your mama says christmas time is near I don't care what your daddy says christmas time is dear all I know is that santa sleigh is making its way to the usa I wish it was christmas today I wish it was christmas today I don't care what the mayor says christmas is full of cheer I don't care if you think its a lie christmas will soon be here I don't care about the cia I do't care what the calendar say I wish it was christmas today I wish it was christmas today

I'm jealous, I've only got Daniel Stern, it was great when I was coming of age but now I'm 29 and it's just weird.

wait. are you lumping Deer Hunter and King of New York in with Country Bears and Kangaroo Jack? what universe do you live in?

I thought it was Christopher Walken basically telling her to fuck him. I could be wrong I've watch A View to a Kill in the last like 6 months or so but I haven't seen in recently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbJDHn7B7gs

yeah Bill Cosby Bukowski used to be my favorite character but everything lately has made "Who is the most fuckable Huxtable?" very uncomfortable