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gbri10

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  1. At Lafflines! To see @airburple, @huntsbergerjunk, and @kyledunnigan! So excited!

  2. If I loved pussy as much as @ToddGlass does, I'd be @ToddGlass.

  3. Huh. Haven't checked Twitter on my phone since Jan 18. Was greeted with inauguration speculation tweets.

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    #BoringTexts @TigFansUnite Person- "Klar!" (That's literally all that's on my phone. No clue what the context was. But I don't text German.)

  5. I think life as we know it is back on the rise. Just a feeling.

  6. This just in: Scientists can tell if a recently-unearthed skeleton was a dead monarch. Just saying. Oh, and sorry about the parking lot.

  7. And now I'm eating sushi and drinking Fiji water that I had bike-delivered.

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    #PBOparty hahaha I love it. Tig's great return to standup is with stale hacky material. lol.

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    #MyLifeIn5Words Oh, that's a clever hashtag.

  10. The 11 hours before the #PBOparty will test the limits of my patience, methinks. Too many distractions, yet most of them suck. #Freedom

  11. Leave Lance Armstrong alone. He cheated and lied and stuff. He's been stripped of his titles and banned. Who cares anymore?

  12. Toast Results: bread: beautiful golden-brown. butter: like elephant prints in the Sahara--small, scattered, and desolate.

  13. Two Sascha Cohen episodes in a row?! @StevenEYates might be having some competition in the appearances department. @blastoffpodcast

  14. Okay. I'm over it. In 30 seconds, according to Twitter.

  15. I feel like tweeting today. But I don't have anything to tweet about. So I guess I won't tweet much.

  16. Trillion dollar coin? I had this idea years ago, and even I realized it was stupid.

  17. Much #PBOparty love. It's a good ep!

  18. Oh, Jeremy Irons, Jeremy Irons, Jeremy Irons.

  19. I'm acting as though there's a #PBOparty eleven hours early, minus the tweeting. But I'm tweeting this.

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